And when I say bad I don't mean good.
You lose points if it's funny.
Contrived, making no sense, or just painful the choice is yours.
I was in dyslexic Big Brother once.
They had a cow in the Diary room.
The Bad one liners thread.
What did Davina McCall say to the epileptic leper Big Brother contestant?
She handed him a bag and said 'here's your best bits.'
You should have called this thread "Let's play a third game", Sunshine! 
I went for my BCG injection the other day, the Nurse chatted to me about Current radio Comedy & then asked me if I preferred Grandad or Uncle Albert.
I didn't like it much, they said it was like bacon, more like a smoked ham I'd say.
Three cats laying near the fireplace. Which one got up first?
None, coz they were all dead.
Man walks into a bar and asks for the ear of a wasp.*
*(there is actually a joke there if you look hard enough)
Quote: Tuumble @ July 25 2010, 12:10 AM BSTMan walks into a bar and asks for the ear of a wasp.*
*(there is actually a joke there if you look hard enough)
where?
He ordered a bee-ear
[boom boom]
Then it would be a bee's ear. Wasp's aren't bees
People like you cause wars.
Yes, I realise a wasp isn't a bee but that might have telegraphed it but just remember the thread title in all this.
Not proud of this one (in fact Cheggers is welcome to it)...
I've invented a machine that puts the fizz into small, green Jedi masters, it's the "Yoda Stream".
Quote: Tony Cowards @ July 25 2010, 12:48 PM BSTI've invented a machine that puts the fizz into small, green Jedi masters, it's the "Yoda Stream".
May the fizz be with you.
I saw Cheggers in the Fish and Chip Shop ordering cod in bread crumbs. I can't believe it's not Batter.
I see some of those comedians have forgiven Cheggers. I can't believe they're not Bitter.