Labour Leadership Song

Another effort I sent of to NewsRevue. I know I am still not ending on a punchline but I think it is OK.

If we could talk to David Milliband
About the leadership, chatting to a chump in chumpanzee
Imagine talking to his brother, oh yes there is another.
Waffle comes in stereo you see.

If we could talk to Ed Millinad
About his policies, No body should live in poverty
We'd study without any money, the outlook's not so sunny
When graduate tax replace tuition fees

We would converse in Burnham, Balls and Abbott,
And we could curse in fluent Labour-roo.
If people asked us, can you speak preposterous ,
We'd say, "of courserous , since 1922"

If we could talk to the candidates, what a show we'd make.
The Muppets Take Manhattan mixed with Glee
If we could take out the lot of them, one shot for each of them, maybe Peter Mandleson could bury them,
Could be the end of the Labour Party

Clever idea but the shooting them idea feels a little crowbarred in and like your letting your writer show?

Also Talk to the Taliban to the same tune keeps coming up.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2010, 8:30 PM BST

Clever idea but the shooting them idea feels a little crowbarred in and like your letting your writer show?

Also Talk to the Taliban to the same tune keeps coming up.

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Cheers Soot. I have no f**king idea what those random numbers and letters are?

You have lost me here - 'like your letting your writer show'?

Numbers and letters I thought were clever jokes about twitter
Letting writer show, felt abit like I could hear you forcing in the bit about them shooting, not a natural development of the story

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2010, 8:35 PM BST

Letting writer show, felt abit like I could hear you forcing in the bit about them shooting, not a natural development of the story

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Ah, now I see. The line just popped into my head when I was writing it and it made me laugh so I kept it.

Quote: Will Cam @ July 23 2010, 8:33 PM BST

. I have no f**king idea what those random numbers and letters are?

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managed to get rid of them!