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On my way to work this morning the guy in front of me drove through a fence. He was going too fast around a curve after a enough rain had fallen to make the road slightly wet and he slid sideways across a concrete median and took out a light pole, a sign, a large cactus and the fence. I stopped to help the uninjured guy and another bystander helped me clear the (very heavy) light pole and pieces of cactus from the road.

I see a lot of smashed fences and signs on the side of the road in San Antonio and I've always assumed they were drunken accidents. I guess people are just lousy drivers. (That's the driver of the wrecked car in my photo.)

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Ha! Blimey.

What is that fence made of? Did he end up in someone's garden?

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2010, 6:29 PM BST

What is that fence made of? Did he end up in someone's garden?

It's mostly Styrofoam with a covering of stucco. He's lucky it wasn't one of the more substantial limestone fences that abound in this city.

A few minutes after the crash a mother and her two teenage daughters popped through the hole to see what had happened.

Aw.
I was going to say it looked like styrofoam!

Friday night. Not much happening. Everyone is out having fun.

Quote: bigfella @ July 23 2010, 7:37 PM BST

Everyone is out having fun.

Looking forward to doing that myself. Happy Hour on the street!

I just bought a large chest freezer from someone on Craigslist; now my beer will have a cool place to ferment. No more carboys in the bathtub!

Quote: DaButt @ July 23 2010, 7:46 PM BST

Looking forward to doing that myself. Happy Hour on the street!

I just bought a large chest freezer from someone on Craigslist; now my beer will have a cool place to ferment. No more carboys in the bathtub!

Chest freezer from Craigslist? Yu're gonna have to defrost all the frozen hookers first.

I'm being a little bullied at work by a senior manager. Who's basically an overbearing sarcastic knobber.

And have been informed that retallatory sarcasm would be job riskingly bad idea.

Is this just deserts?

Why don't you go in early every day and piss on his chair. No DNA left.

I don't work in the same office. Besides I suspect he does it himself with a big grin on his shit eating simpletons face. I also suspect he wanks over risk assessments.

Possibly making a gurning noise like an elk with diarea.

He sounds like the personification of a cauliflower fart. Put his office phone on call divert to a dial a wank line.

Seriously - how secure is your job? If it is secure you should send him an email telling him you feel bullied and asking him for a copy of the latest bullying at work policy. The only way to deal with a bully is head on!

pretty ecure its pretty much what i'mlanning on doing

Bullying isn't allowed Sooty. Report him!

Will do it jusr kind pisses me off

It is fun bullying underlings, though. It can sometimes make a dull job tolerable. ;)

Not really teasing is face. But this guy is kinda overbearing and sarcastic and has paper thin skin.

It narks me off getting sarci emails which are clearly designed to annoy and not amuse/

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