Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2010, 11:29 AM BSTSomething to do with a snowman.
Ohhhh, of course!
*applauds*
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I dunno though, because it says "HER HAND IS A CARROT" not "IN HER HAND"...
Quote: zooo @ July 23 2010, 11:39 AM BSTOhhhh, of course!
*applauds*
Joins in to make two women clap.
Quote: bigfella @ July 23 2010, 11:38 AM BST"At least snowmen don't want you to cook them breakfast in the morning"
Quite right. They will steal your wheel barrow though. Swings and Roundabouts really.
Oh my God, Floozy's right. It should have read "IN her hand is a carrot". So extrapolating from that new information, I deduce it must've been for a Christmas card and the idea was hurtling towards the hilarious (ahem) punchline of the woman shagging a snowman who's melted, and she's smiling because she still has the most important bit - the carrot!
Actually I think I preferred the surreal nightmarish quality of a smiling, carrot-handed woman in a ladyjizz-soaked bed.
Damn, Scatter is gooooood.
Maybe she should follow in her dad's footsteps... and become a snowman detective.
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Quote: EllieJP @ July 23 2010, 11:43 AM BSTJoins in to make two women having clap.
Ben has been ringing lots of Europeans today and is astounded at how 99% of them speak perfect English.
Quote: Ben @ July 23 2010, 3:43 PM BSTBen has been ringing lots of Europeans today and is astounded at how 99% of them speak perfect English.
I have to phone America a lot, and nine times out of ten, no matter how clearly I try to speak, the first thing they say is, 'I'm sorry? What?'
You are phoning them at three o'clock in the morning their time to be fair. 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 23 2010, 3:53 PM BSTI have to phone America a lot, and nine times out of ten, no matter how clearly I try to speak, the first thing they say is, 'I'm sorry? What?'
Ironically, I do imagine you with a speech impediment.
Was the snowman frosty when she pulled off his carrot.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 23 2010, 3:53 PM BSTI have to phone America a lot, and nine times out of ten, no matter how clearly I try to speak, the first thing they say is, 'I'm sorry? What?'
I'm sorry? What?
In other news, the Dutch accent is my favourite so far. Particularly on the ladies.
Quote: chipolata @ July 23 2010, 3:57 PM BSTIronically, I do imagine you with a speech impediment.
Matt Stutter?
Quote: chipolata @ July 23 2010, 3:57 PM BSTIronically, I do imagine you with a speech impediment.
Not this guy.