Ah, I remembered it wrongly then.
Sounds like she's better off without him I suppose.
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Quote: zooo @ July 22 2010, 11:44 PM BSTSounds like she's better off without him I suppose.
It definitely seems that way. People get so worked up about the small things that I can't understand how they'll hold up when life's real challenges confront them.
Quote: Ben @ July 22 2010, 8:12 PM BSTWhat were you doing in Wiltshire, Leevil?
Visiting her-in-door's family.
Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2010, 10:04 PM BSTHOws the hair?
Good, ta! I really like it this time.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2010, 10:41 AM BSTGood, ta! I really like it this time.
Ace!! 
Morning luvvie how are you?
I'm not toooo bad. Have been up baking and am apparently off out later. You?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2010, 10:47 AM BSTI'm not toooo bad. Have been up baking and am apparently off out later. You?
Fine, fine you know me I don't like to complain 
What you been baking? Is Fluffy taking you out??
Some chocolate cakes. And I'm going out to see Fluffy but I dunno that it counts as him taking me out. We're seeing friends as well.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2010, 10:50 AM BSTSome chocolate cakes. And I'm going out to see Fluffy but I dunno that it counts as him taking me out.
Ahhhhhh!!! 
Just going through some old work and found the beginning of an idea for a greeting card. It's unfinished and I genuinely can not remember writing it, let alone what the Hell the joke was going to be. Unless there was no joke and I was just pissed, which is entirely possible. The idea goes; WOMAN IN BED, WHICH HAS A POOL OF WATER ON IT. HER HAND IS A CARROT. SHE'S SMILING.
That's funny enough by itself, I think.
You mentalist.
If someone can finish that, that's brilliant.
Is the pool of water actually lady jizz?
Something to do with a snowman.
"At least snowmen don't want you to cook them breakfast in the morning"