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I read the news today oh boy! Page 182

What is WRONG with people?

If it had been my pet I'd make sure he got more than a flipping caution!

Dog should have been on a lead, though.

Apparently, the dog was begging for it.

I wonder if it was a woofter?

Speaking of dogs . . stay with this to the last couple of paragrahs. Unbelievable !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2010/07/22/pit-bull-blocked-off-entrance-to-police-station/

Ha - the last line is funny.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

Haha!

And lol at yellow bow.

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2010, 10:08 AM BST

What is WRONG with people?

If it had been my pet I'd make sure he got more than a flipping caution!

I loved this bit.

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

And it's obvious the dog fancied the bloke.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2010, 1:58 PM BST

Ha - the last line is funny.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

Maybe it was a protest against the war as Tony Orlando would have sung.

The posters have also been sent off for fingerprint analysis.

;)

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 22 2010, 12:04 PM BST

Speaking of dogs . . stay with this to the last couple of paragrahs. Unbelievable !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2010/07/22/pit-bull-blocked-off-entrance-to-police-station/

This really sums up the mentality of "people" like this.

Kelly added: "My daughter learned to walk holding onto the ears of that dog."

No wonder the bloody dog was aggresive.

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2010, 10:13 AM BST

I wonder if it was a woofter?

Did he give the dog a bone?

So hang on the dog chased some poor defenceless transvestite and he turned the tables by f**king it?

Hmm a lethal new form of self defence?

Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2010, 5:07 PM BST

So hang on the dog chased some poor defenceless transvestite and he turned the tables by f**king it?

Hmm a lethal new form of self defence?

Actually, not all f***ing leads to death, despite what your personal experience might lead you to believe.

Have you seen Enter the Dragon?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1296813/BNP-leader-Nick-Griffin-barred-Buckingham-Palace-garden-party-exploiting-invite.html

Still not quite why he wasn't allowed to go. The man's an arse, but he revels in this kind of stuff.

He was going to punch Phil for being a big Greek, queen humping foreign?

Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2010, 7:38 PM BST

He was going to punch Phil for being a big Greek, queen humping foreign?

He'd miss. With his gimpy eye his hand-eye co-ordination is probably off.

He's a fat bully. He'd windmill slap Phil than belly shove him over, before sitting on his face and farting.

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