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Ellie hasn't had time to put make up on her eyes and looks washed out.

Slapper.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2010, 10:33 AM BST

Ellie hasn't had time to put make up on her eyes and looks washed out.

:O

You're a slip of a lass! You shouldn't need muck on your moon-shaped face!

Robyn wants to go and live at Andie's house. :O

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2010, 10:34 AM BST

:O

You're a slip of a lass! You shouldn't need muck on your admittedly moon-shaped face!

Certainly doesn't need your muck...

I'm sorry everybody.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 22 2010, 10:34 AM BST

Slapper.

:D

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2010, 10:34 AM BST

:O

You're a slip of a lass! You shouldn't need muck on your moon-shaped face!

Have I told you my nickname is Moon Face or was that just a cruel observation?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2010, 10:37 AM BST

:D

Have I told you my nickname is Moon Face or was that just a cruel observation?

You told me. You have a great face! :D

Is that because the target is large?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2010, 10:40 AM BST

Is that because the target is large?

:D

(Get your mind out of the gutter, girl!)

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2010, 10:42 AM BST

:D

(Get your mind out of the gutter, girl!)

;)

Are we talking ejaculating sperm on Ellie's face here or a full make-over? Cos quite frankly I'm for either.

Oi oi Ros fella!

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2010, 11:21 AM BST

Oi oi Ros fella!

Sorry Gav must be the time of year. The lark's are high in the sky whilst my mind is firmly rooted in the gutter.

Roscoffff! :D

:$ Sowwy

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