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The Strangest Thing You've Eaten? Page 2

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Pickled gourami is the worst thing I have ever eaten.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 21 2010, 7:03 PM BST

My parents once thought I'd swallowed some pennies,

Why? Did they notice some change in you?

Ha-ha.

Quote: David Carmon @ July 21 2010, 6:58 PM BST

House bricks, the old style tho, the crumbly ones you find halfs of at the side of the road.

I hope you washed them thoroughly first, as dogs might have urinated on them.

I am far to fickle to just put anything in my mouth.
The worst I have done (while pregnant) was eat chicken tandori dipped in rice pudding. It was lush at the time.

I drank half a bottle of bubbles when I was about 4. Still remember the taste on the way to hospital. Years later I tasted the same thing when my Mum held me down and literally washed my mouth out with a bar of soap for swearing. You have no idea how unpleasant it is to have big chunks of Lifebuoy stuck between your teeth.

Foody-wise, I tried escargot in Paris once.

Once.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 21 2010, 9:56 PM BST

I hope you washed them thoroughly first, as dogs might have urinated on them.

Being 2-4 at the time I never thought of it

Many strange things have been in my mouth, oh yes..

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2010, 11:48 PM BST

Many strange things have been in my mouth, oh yes..

And come out of it !

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Quote: Oldrocker @ July 21 2010, 11:59 PM BST

And come out of it !

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:D guilty as charged!

Hotdog.

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A mate from school who shall remain nameless (Zachary Jesmond) once licked pigeon poo off a bus stop in return for one of my Mojo sweets. I always felt terrible about that day.

Why did I give him the Mojo, it was my last one, the dirty, pigeon shit-eating freak.

I hated those types of kids at school. I remember one lad who used to eat spiders. [pun]He couldn't afford a computer, it was his only access to the web.un]

Wahey!

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