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Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2010, 3:43 PM BST

Some of us would agree that we would like a society where all the young have opportunity to learn and grow up in a decent environment. After all, we can't all have Middle Class mummies and daddies to pay for potties trimmed with chrome!

If you were any more of an inverted snob you'd be able to describe your colon.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2010, 3:43 PM BST

I don't think arbitrarily handing out Child Benefit payments to all mothers is the way to do it though, as it's not working well enough to give us that society we are talking about.

Having children is expensive takes at least one parent out of the job market for some time. So a smidgeon of taxcredit and CBP seems the least one can do.

Of course it could be funded by certain embittered person paying a wanking tax as they won't be having kids.

I think you'd be able to support quite a few families.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2010, 3:43 PM BST

But where are these jobs going to come from? There would appear to be a hell of a lot of young people who seem to be unemployable in the current job market.

Really have you met them all?

And how much is a hell of a lot? Is it a quantity equivalent to the depth of your ignorance? The weight of the chip on your shoulder?

Now now.

Sooty, I don't have the intelligence to reply to you, I will just go and have an embittered wank and wallow in the depth of my ignorance!

Wave

<There is sadly no wanking smilie, this is the nearest I could get>

Waht's your favourite topical radio 4 comedy show and when do you want to hear it?

Quote: Badge @ July 21 2010, 4:47 PM BST

Now! now!

I would have thought it was newsjack?

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2010, 4:59 PM BST

Sooty, I don't have the intelligence to reply to you, I will just go and have an embittered wank and wallow in the depth of my ignorance!

Wave

<There is sadly no wanking smilie, this is the nearest I could get>

Now that's multi tasking.

Hello Sooty! :)

Come back Nogget, you were right, I was wrong (again)!

I just got being pious so I thought I'd be sardonic.

Sardonic, is that some kind of automated fish?

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Poor ol' Frankie, what an arse that guy is.

Anybody getting them in? Mine's a large G+T, ice and slice. Here take this £20, and get yourself one as well.

Geek

Get rid of the Royals - A massive save.
Get rid of half the managers/workers in the council. I spoke to 14 people about my glass recycling. 14 people who deal with one small tiny towns recycled GLASS. 6 of whom were managers.This was not including the guys who collect it (When they can be arsed)Remember we are not talking plastic & cardboard just glass.
Charge people hundreds & hundreds for calling out emergency services for stupid reasons.
Invest in the film industry schools
Make football teams sponser a ward of their local hospital or something similar.
Get our troops out of Afghanistan.

There job done. I can put my feet up now.

Quote: Charley @ July 21 2010, 5:55 PM BST

Get rid of the Royals - A massive save.

Probably not.

The biggest upkeep is the palaces

If the royals go, you aren't going to knock down Winsor Castle are you.

And then we would need a head of state, who would need protection and a residence fitting the status.

Whats the point, the Queen is a hard working old sort you have to give her that. Its worked up till now and I'm sure it will work for hundreds of years into the future.

Not if Big eared twat is next in line.

Prince Charles has grown on me. Sure, he's an idiot. And looks inbred. But he's a decent cove.

Also our cities would be full of even more of the architectural establishment's monstrous eyesores without him nobbling developers.

He is an arse blister and should f**k off.

Anyone who disagrees is gay in the bad way.

Oh come on, anyone who had the misfortune to be married to Di deserves some sympathy.

Quote: bigfella @ July 21 2010, 6:25 PM BST

Probably not.

The biggest upkeep is the palaces

If the royals go, you aren't going to knock down Winsor Castle are you.

Why not! I have lived in England all my life & have never felt the desire to walk round her house. We can rent them out for flash parties & music events. Then I might just have a nose about.

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