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I read the news today oh boy! Page 181

The Daily Mail has subsequently removed the sub-editing instruction that was left intact (circled in red at the end) when this article first went online:

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Laughing out loud
Brilliant.

I half-saw an item about £20 notes made of inferior paper, but I didn't catch the details. Can anyone tell me?

Quote: chipolata @ July 20 2010, 6:32 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296210/Flying-donkey-shocks-Russian-beachgoers-parasailing-firms-sick-stunt.html

I hope they catch the c**ts responsible and charge them.

That is just upsetting and sick. :(

Quote: Nogget @ July 21 2010, 9:58 AM BST

I half-saw an item about £20 notes made of inferior paper, but I didn't catch the details. Can anyone tell me?

No, but I can tell you that wasps invented paper made from trees. Humans stole the idea, before which paper was made from cotton (rags) and linen, which are apparently still used to make banknotes, except for the polymer ones.

Is there anything else we can steal from those ingenious wasps?
Time travel? A cure for cancer?

What a humourless tosser.

http://tv.uk.msn.com/photos/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=154164136

Eamon Holmes is just so full of himself (!!!!) and really has made himself look so stupid.

That's stupider than he already looked!

That was probably the funniest sketch on that show.

I'm of the opinion that Holmes and Culshaw can both sod off. So that's them told!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 21 2010, 2:39 PM BST

I'm of the opinion that Holmes and Culshaw can both sod off. So that's them told!

Yes - I'm not a great fan of Culshaw either. Like Yarwood you could always tell it was him.

Flipping heck!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-10712323

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That's why I don't go yachting.

Silly old whale. He didn't mean to!

I like in the article how they point out they're notorious for their poor eyesight!

Another animal story:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

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