Quote: Loopey @ July 18 2010, 8:39 PM BSTThey were both fine. The baby is nine years old now.
How's the toilet?
The worst thing you've dropped down the toilet... Page 3
I dropped the C-Bomb down the toilet once.
I hate it when the toilet roll tube falls in and goes soggy.
Quote: Leevil @ July 20 2010, 1:03 AM BSTI hate it when the toilet roll tube falls in and goes soggy.
Yea that's horrid. Especially when it is kitchen roll. We use that on our bums a lot in this house. Bigger sheets save your fingers you know.
And super-absorbent for those looser times!
lol yup that they are.
They also make great writing paper when you have run out. I have sent many a letter out on them.
Sounds Charmin'.
Ahhhh you made a funny. 
Yeah, toilet roll's for peasants. I've been using kitchen roll to wipe my arse for years. Admttedly it can chafe after a few wipes, so I usually finish off by folding the last piece and running it under the hot tap before I use it. Thought I'd just share that with everyone.
Actually, I have discovered via simple equations that paper is not at all necessary:
No toilet roll left + no money = substitute kitchen roll
No kitchen roll left + still no money = substitute 'Metro' free paper
No 'Metro' left + can't be arsed to fetch another 'Metro' =
Quote: catskillz @ July 20 2010, 3:37 AM BSTYeah, toilet roll's for peasants. I've been using kitchen roll to wipe my arse for years. Admttedly it can chafe after a few wipes, so I usually finish off by folding the last piece and running it under the hot tap before I use it. Thought I'd just share that with everyone.
A GP told me that it's best for your arse to not use paper at all, and instead always use wetwipes. I don't though, because disposal of them is such a hassle.
Quote: catskillz @ July 20 2010, 3:37 AM BSTYeah, toilet roll's for peasants. I've been using kitchen roll to wipe my arse for years. Admttedly it can chafe after a few wipes, so I usually finish off by folding the last piece and running it under the hot tap before I use it. Thought I'd just share that with everyone.
Too much sharing. Too much!
Praps you should get one of these. http://bidet-seats.co.uk/computerized_bidet_seat.aspx
Quote: Chappers @ July 18 2010, 10:11 PM BSTHow's the toilet?
I don't know, they moved house.
I never use a toilet. I just shit in a cardboard box and bury it. When I can get around to it. As for wee-wees and spunky, I just collect them all in great big jars.
All because of the possible embarrassment of possibly dropping something in the bog hole.
I once dropped a baby down the toilet. I'd say it was a long story but it really wasn't; one flush and gone!