New member with plenty to show you!

Howdy all (No one uses that greeting enough anymore)

I'm new here and like a kid on his first day at school I'm eager to make friends and not get beaten up. I know that the latter is very unlikely, this being a mainly digital medium, but I feel that I could still get a nasty spot of retina burn from the screen so that would constitute as a beating I guess...Where was I? Oh yes-
I'm Brown - I'm currently filming some little comedy sketches and writing a comedy blog, both of which I'd like to share with you and get some of the old feedback. Very keen to hear what other have to say about my stuff so here for your viewing pleasure is a sketch:

http://vimeo.com/13363059

and my blog:

www.quiteenjoy.wordpress.com

Please give it a second to have a look and leave some comments for me.

Thank you all - I'd give you my Lunch money...but I'm skint.

Hello from an old member with nothing to show you.

Ah, experience counts for everything!

Hello to you.

Well hello there Aaron! Nice to be here. Lovely carpets...

I hoover the carpets every day. No one wipes their feet anymore.

Welcome... wipe your feet.

Im a strict "shoes off inside" kind of guy

Hi. Welcome to the site.

Quote: Brown @ July 19 2010, 10:13 PM BST

Im a strict "shoes off inside" kind of guy

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As long as you keep your socks on!

Thank you James...and thank you for the wave as well. I do hope the swelling goes down and you loose that Simpsons yellow colour....unless that isn't you...unless it's an emoticon...then I'd feel silly...

Quote: zooo @ July 19 2010, 10:40 PM BST

As long as you keep your socks on!

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I never take my socks off on a first date.

Hi, come in and mind your head . . . . . on that light fitting.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 19 2010, 11:49 PM BST

Hi, come in and mind your head . . . . . on that light fitting.

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Lucky you said something, I was about to Nut it to see what would happen. Since it is directly connected to a mains electricity supply I will seek to avoid it. Why arn't there any signs about this?!

n.b suggests the implementation of "Do not head-but the light fittings" in all public schools in the coming weeks.

Yo newbie. I have something to show you but it is in my bedroom.
Welcome & all that!

Quote: Charley @ July 19 2010, 11:57 PM BST

Yo newbie. I have something to show you but it is in my bedroom.
Welcome & all that!

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Oi ! You're promised to me !

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 20 2010, 1:06 AM BST

Oi ! You're promised to me !

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Did your mother not teach you to share?
A girl has much ground to cover in her lifetime you know.