British Comedy Guide

(1)Puppys are Beyond Human!! (2)House

(1) Pupppy are beyond Human!!!!

THis is to refer to all the Families who find themselves in in such a position that they think they are wealthy by having some pet animals..this had happened to my house lord where I had to stay during my first job...It was the time when I and the dog were new to that house...My house lord bought a puppy and it came to his house..and I met him first morning....OHh it was such a time when winter had just started...the puppy was clad in a home made dress specially designed by t he mother of Manga(my house lord)...Then I think he had an thought of leaving his job although temporary when he took the puppy in to his house . I was the only one who were helping them financially during that winter of 2008...He invited his relatives along with their Dog to introduce everyone to Jacky......I thought wasn't was a enough....but when I saw some tears in the eyes of Manga I said ok it may happpen considering that he never met such a cute puppy before and it was difgestible to see his emotions.......but as the Jacky started growing up days by days and months by month.. my and his families worries started increasing.......
One day I was talking to my friend..and he was talking too much and after 30 minutes I had to call my other friend urgently....... then I realized that time was ticking ...so do you know what I did while talking t o my previous friend?....I started searching my cellphone.....)))))..everywhere while talking to my friend...in the kitchen ..and in the Almira...then my friend realized that was not such responsive with him..then he asked what are u doing...then I said that its really tough to find a cellphone if u are living on the rented apartment..then he almost started fainted...then I laughed and laughed so much on myself...my House lord's Dog (Jacky) was so precious for him that he even used to forgot the household works in place of caring Jacky...he used to cut his nails..)))))He used to drive his car while JAcky was sitting beside him and all family members in the seat behind..i said to him"someday somebody coming in car will have accident with your car..so please leave this habit"..he said"My dog starts shedding tears if I put hi on the back side...." ....to be continued!!!!!!!

(2)House
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These days I have taken a new room on rent..my room is upstairs...their family is of 3 members ..old man..his old wife..and their son..he must be over 35..isn't married...and to me he looks psycho killer:-)))))the first day it was hot..and he brought a jug of water for me..then he put down the water from jug to glass..and I saw there were too many ice cubes in it..when I drank it looked that somebody has put so many ice-cubes in a already very chilled water...he tried to made as much sounds as he could to drop water from jug to glass..when I saw at him...he smiles...he used to make me remember about the movie""House which I recently watched...it was a horror movie ...with the same size of family..with the psycho killer son name d as Uncle Pete!!! )))))..i think he is not dangerous..may be little retarded..on Saturday..his father asked him to fix a bulb on my room..he came and started fixing it..he used to keep rolling the bulb when it was on and then off..then on and then off...I wanted to laugh first ..then I left the room..then came back after few minutes ..then it was OK and uncle pete had already fixed it.... to be continued!!!!!!!!

And there we have the first chapter of 'The Brothers Karamazov' translated into English by Babelfish.

5 minutes of derranged stand-up right there. The laughter will come from sheer confusion.

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