Well it's the final week lets come up with some ideas!
Let's consider any win a win for all.
1 Gold holidays have gone bust stranding UK holiday makers?
Will they sneak in with asylum seekers?
2 Oona King for PM. Her one strength she would appear to have done bugger all for her entire time in government.
3 Vince Cable tax for all graduates? More succesful the more you pay? Will merchant bankers and surgeons become the new job fibbers?
4 Nobody likes Barrack? What will he do to get popular? Appear on a reality show?
Please add to the list.