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Newsjack ideas

Well it's the final week lets come up with some ideas!

Let's consider any win a win for all.

1 Gold holidays have gone bust stranding UK holiday makers?
Will they sneak in with asylum seekers?

2 Oona King for PM. Her one strength she would appear to have done bugger all for her entire time in government.

3 Vince Cable tax for all graduates? More succesful the more you pay? Will merchant bankers and surgeons become the new job fibbers?

4 Nobody likes Barrack? What will he do to get popular? Appear on a reality show?

Please add to the list.

Lost 1914 Charlie chaplin film has been found, the banning of burka's described as "un-british" very stiff upper lip, Alex Ferguson turned down the England managers job twice, and in a remake of "whisky galore" 30 bottles of two hundred year old champagne have been found on the floor of the baltic sea.

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