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My phone fell out of my pocket in a public toilet but it missed the loo and span off under the door through the next couple of cubicles. In a way, even more embarrassing.

Ew. Loo floor phone.

Quote: Mannikin Bird @ July 17 2010, 8:21 PM BST

Wave Wey hey hello Charley.

Hello My lovely Lovey

Ew, 'span'

Quote: zooo @ July 17 2010, 8:43 PM BST

My phone fell out of my pocket in a public toilet but it missed the loo and span off under the door through the next couple of cubicles. In a way, even more embarrassing.

Especially if it took pics of several pissy clunges on the way. Sick

I can assure you it did not.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 17 2010, 11:22 PM BST

Ew, 'span'

Does 'spun' please sir more?

Quote: zooo @ July 18 2010, 11:06 AM BST

I can assure you it did not.

Does 'spun' please sir more?

:)

When I was a teenager a mate of mine droped his walkman down the loo. He then got his Dad to take it back to the shop and said the thing just stopped working. He got a new one.

Quote: bigfella @ July 18 2010, 12:39 PM BST

When I was a teenager a mate of mine droped his walkman down the loo. He then got his Dad to take it back to the shop and said the thing just stopped working. He got a new one.

New loo?

My sister in law had her baby whilst sitting on the toilet.

:O

The lining of my colon.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 18 2010, 5:41 PM BST

The lining of my colon.

Sick

Quote: zooo @ July 18 2010, 4:50 PM BST

:O

They were both fine. The baby is nine years old now. :D

Glad it ended well!

Not the most pleasant welcome to the world though...

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