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Worst idea for a drink Page 2

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 6 2010, 9:07 PM BST

Neneh Cherryade
Popular in the late eighties/early nineties. At it's most powerful when mixed with Youssou N'Dour, a dark French number.

Makes you piss so much you take a Buffaloo stance.

Ninja beer
Stealthy but potent

Quote: sootyj @ July 6 2010, 9:07 PM BST

Tequila Mocking Bird
Nice, but it'll give you the Poo Raddleys.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Will Cam @ July 6 2010, 9:09 PM BST

Champain - posh fizzy plonk drunk by fat cats who enjoy S&M

Shampain for those who don't really like the pain.

Cream So-what - apathetic drinkers deleight

Dandylion and Lemonade - Bohemian big cats love this

Hot Toady - Drink hot milk and whisky from the sphincter of an Eton fag

Entizer - favoured by internet perves

'Randy Lion & Murdoch'
Very specific drink aimed at big, horny A-team-obsessed felines.

'Leprosi Cola'
It will literally blow your head off.

'Harvey Wallbanger & Mash'
Exclusive drink enhanced by potato 'top'.

Dan

Dr Popper
BBC's eccentric prof's fave drink. So misunderstood.

Jilt
The tropical tasted of bigamy

Vanilla Ice Ice Tea
It's nice nice baby.

Serenade.

A pint of anything with a few drops of Serena William's sweat.

Geno-Cider

He say's little but he what he says is worth hearing.

Pimps
You'd better have his cucumber slices and strawberies beeatch.

Mounting Pooh
Soft drink that's stops your 2 bob bits.

Anaphylactic Hock

Black Tower of Power
Hilary loves to get her lips round it.

Strongbeau
A distinctly fruity cider.

Posh and Becks.
No calories and no taste.

Wart-er

Bottled human papillomavirus

Fred Bull

Brewed at 22 Cromwell Street.

'It will give you wings (if you make it out alive)

kudos to fred bull

DisCourage Best

Comes with it's a little umberella & a Rape alarm just in case Calum is in the same nightclub.

Larger

The beer for well endowed men.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 16 2010, 8:50 PM BST

DisCourage Best

Comes with it's a little umberella & a Rape alarm just in case Calum is in the same nightclub.

:D

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