Just saw this on "One Of Us" creative writing discussion forum......
Hi ya, my names Mike Churchyard and I am head of production for a new British television comedy sitcom called Lush. We are currently looking for talented comedy writers of all ages from all locations to join our writing panel. Our website is:-
contacts:-
mike.churchyard@officially-lush.com
(Head of Production - Lush)
sandra.griffiths@officially-lush.com
(Lead writer - Lush)
Many thanks.
Mike
That's dated 2003 (on the other forum, link dosen't work either)
Sorry everyone. I didn't check the date. (It was 2003 !!!)
Obviously never made it to screen.
The 'talented' bit ruled most of us out anyway.
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ July 15 2010, 6:19 PM BSTThe 'talented' bit ruled most of us out anyway.
Dan
Why must you pick on Bussell like that?
I've not looked at the links but this look like one of those Nigerian lottery scams.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 15 2010, 6:21 PM BSTWhy must you pick on Bussell like that?
It's the animatronic cat. It really is.
Dan
Sootyj heads to the shed with 30 foot of copper wire, a speak and spell and 2 slightly used monkey brains.
The time machine will work.
The sketch opportunity will be his!
And now he's talking in third person, woe betide anyone who gets in his way!
Dan
It's funny that if Sooty invented a time machine, with a whole infinite amount of possibilities available to him, he would use it to go back in time to submit sketches to a show that he already knows has failed to get made.
Maybe things would have been different if Soots had got his sketches in the pile...
look up my stingiest timetreaveller sketches in critiqye
Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2010, 11:41 AM BSTMaybe things would have been different if Soots had got his sketches in the pile...
But if he does invent a time machine some point in the future, he will already have gone back and submitted his sketches...
Quote: Afinkawan @ July 16 2010, 1:40 PM BSTBut if he does invent a time machine some point in the future, he will already have gone back and submitted his sketches...
You just blew my mind. By which I mean penis.