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Who do you fancy? Page 554
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ July 15 2010, 10:54 PM BSTThe ever-sexy Lorraine Kelly.
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/324334-gorgeous_lorraine_kelly.jpg
Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2010, 10:59 PM BSTMust be an Irish thing.
Yes, I suppose it must be. I find myself seriously to the point of - but just short of being criminally - pathalogically attracted to Lorraine Kelly, Serena Williams, Harriet Harman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Carol Vorderman, Shakira and Kay Burley. And I wouldn't kick Arabella Weir out of bed either.
Well a couple of those I can understand, but the less said about some others, the better. 
And can you stick that link in your signature rather than including it in every post please? Thanks.
Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2010, 12:22 AM BSTWell a couple of those I can understand, but the less said about some others, the better.
And can you stick that link in your signature rather than including it in every post please? Thanks.
Signature thing sorted. Sorry about that.
I do appreciate that some of my choices might be unconventional, but can we at least agree that the fantasy of Harriet Harman and Serena Williams together in a lingerie store - both drunk and horny - does have a certain unfeasibly insane erotic potential?
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ July 16 2010, 12:15 AM BSTYes, I suppose it must be. I find myself seriously to the point of - but just short of being criminally - pathalogically attracted to Lorraine Kelly, Serena Williams, Harriet Harman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Carol Vorderman, Shakira and Kay Burley. And I wouldn't kick Arabella Weir out of bed either.
The only one you missed out was Ann Widdicombe.
Quote: zooo @ July 16 2010, 12:43 AM BST
He's Irish.
I did briefly consider Ann Widdcombe, but she's converted to Catholicism. She'd never do the things I'm thinking about. Well, perhaps one or two, but persuading her that it wasn't a sin would be hard work.
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ July 16 2010, 12:15 AM BSTYes, I suppose it must be. I find myself seriously to the point of - but just short of being criminally - pathalogically attracted to Lorraine Kelly, Serena Williams, Harriet Harman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Carol Vorderman, Shakira and Kay Burley. And I wouldn't kick Arabella Weir out of bed either.
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That m,ade me chuckle I will buy the book when I get an eReader thingy.
Quote: Michael O'Connor @ July 16 2010, 12:41 AM BSTcan we at least agree that the fantasy of Harriet Harman and Serena Williams together in a lingerie store - both drunk and horny - does have a certain unfeasibly insane erotic potential?
No. We cannot.
Quote: Ben @ July 15 2010, 10:55 PM BSTC**t.
I can't help being irresistible, Ben. 
Quote: hotzappa11 @ July 16 2010, 2:41 PM BSTI can't help being irresistible, Ben.
Can I have your number? Crap! You're right.
In other news, if I couldn't have zooo, then I'd happily settle for Jane from Eastenders. There's something about her I find very sexy.
Quote: Ben @ July 16 2010, 8:06 PM BSTCan I have your number? Crap! You're right.
In other news, if I couldn't have zooo, then I'd happily settle for Jane from Eastenders. There's something about her I find very sexy.
*Sings Karaoke Duet with Ben.
'If I can't have Zooo, I don't wan't nobody else'
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 16 2010, 12:57 AM BSTHe's Irish.
What's wrong with being Irish? We might be a nation of psychopathic, beer swilling pederasts who blew the entire economy on the 3.45 at Cheltenham a couple of years ago and love Man United as passionately as we hate all things English, but otherwise we are perfectly normal.