WE ARE LOOKING ON A HUGE GRASS PLANE
VO
They stole his kids, his jobs but they couldn't steal his freedom.
Mel Gibson is Moat!
CAMERA PANS TO REVEAL A VAST HORDE OF EXTRAS IN ORANGE TSHIRTS WITH AWFUL MOHICAN HAIRCUTS WAVING SHOTGUNS.
MEL GIBSON ADRESSES THEM FROM A BMX HE IS WEARING AN ORANGE TSHIRT AND HAS ORANGE STRIPES PAINTED ON HIS FACE.
MEL
Freedom! Broon! Tabs!
WE SEE THEY ARE FACING A HUGE ARMY OF POLICE MEN AND WOMEN
THEY LOOK RATHER JEWISH WITH BEARDS AND SIDELOCKS (INCLUDING THE WOMEN)
VO
25% more historically accurate than Braveheart. See it or you deserve to be raped by a pack of Nicaraguans!