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Memo's at work written on paper instead of using e-mail. Such a waste!

Run out of 'effin kitchen roll again ! I hate that !

Wonder if they have the same problem in Soweto? Probably not.

Something to be said for the simpler life . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 12 2010, 11:52 PM BST

Run out of 'effin kitchen roll again ! I hate that !

Wonder if they have the same problem in Soweto? Probably not.

Something to be said for the simpler life . .

Not as bad as running out of toilet roll!!!

Quote: Chappers @ July 13 2010, 10:49 AM BST

Not as bad as running out of toilet roll!!!

Ah but.

One can use kitchen roll as toilet roll whereas using toilet roll as kitchen roll has some major disavantages !

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 13 2010, 11:19 AM BST

Ah but.

One can use kitchen roll as toilet roll whereas using toilet roll as kitchen roll has some major disavantages !

Depends how big the spillage is - and also I suppose how big your arse is.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 12 2010, 11:52 PM BST

Run out of 'effin kitchen roll again ! I hate that !

What the deuce? I use a brand of absorbent sponge cloth called Wettex to clean up any kitchen spills. A single cloth lasts for about a year. Kitchen roll just seems to be an extravagant waste of paper.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 13 2010, 12:10 PM BST

What the deuce? I use a brand of absorbent sponge cloth called Wettex to clean up any kitchen spills. A single cloth lasts for about a year. Kitchen roll just seems to be an extravagant waste of paper.

And do you have something similar in the toilet?

Quote: Kenneth @ July 13 2010, 12:10 PM BST

I use a brand of absorbent sponge cloth called Wettex to clean up any kitchen spills. A single cloth lasts for about a year.

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Quote: Kenneth @ July 13 2010, 12:10 PM BST

What the deuce? I use a brand of absorbent sponge cloth called Wettex to clean up any kitchen spills. A single cloth lasts for about a year. Kitchen roll just seems to be an extravagant waste of paper.

Kitchen roll isn't just for wiping up spills.

I like to have a piece folded in half triangularly to gently dab the corner of my mouth when eating.

Especially at a riparian supper.

Fiction books with photos of real people on the front. Popped in Smiths today and saw Under The Dome by Stephen King has loads of alternate covers, each one with a real person looking up. Now when I read it, I'll see the person on the front as a character, not someone conjured up in my imagination.

I hope that makes sense.

I totally agree. Which is also the same reason I try to avoid films before reading the book. It ruins it for me.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 14 2010, 2:31 PM BST

I totally agree. Which is also the same reason I try to avoid films before reading the book. It ruins it for me.

Yes. Even knowing there's a film coming, and who it'll star, ruins it.

Quote: chipolata @ July 14 2010, 2:35 PM BST

Yes. Even knowing there's a film coming, and who it'll star, ruins it.

Weirdly enough, in a lot of cases recently I've enjoyed watching the film adaptation first before reading the book. That way you get enjoyment from both, whereas in reverse order the film inevitably never quite lives up to the book.

American Psycho, Atonement, I Am Legend & Tess of the d'Ubervilles (TV) all spring to mind.

Quote: chipolata @ July 14 2010, 12:59 PM BST

Fiction books with photos of real people on the front. Popped in Smiths today and saw Under The Dome by Stephen King has loads of alternate covers, each one with a real person looking up. Now when I read it, I'll see the person on the front as a character, not someone conjured up in my imagination.

I hope that makes sense.

Agreed. I hate it when books feature covers which are stills of film adaptations too.

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