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Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 13 2010, 9:09 AM BST

His agent has dropped him. I think he's supposed to have a film coming out soon, too. I wonder when that'll see the light of day!

Ah, here's a picture. It's about a man who goes crazy and starts talking through a beaver puppet:

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Uhuh... beaver...

Quote: David Bussell @ July 13 2010, 1:54 PM BST

I'm assuming It's awesome though.

No.

There's a new one, in which he calls his bird a c**t and threatens to kill her.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-new-audio-mel-gibson-admits-hitting-oksana-threatens-kill-her-listen-it

Anybody able to see the vid? Looks like it's blocked to UK users.

He clearly has MASSIVE anger issues. I just don't understand what he's got to be so angry about. He's been rich and successful his entire career.
Where does it all come from?

Somebody's YouTubed the second, 8-minute rant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWXLoLhM0lg

He's clearly smashed. Too much communion wine.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2010, 2:27 PM BST

Where does it all come from?

Catholicism.

Here it is Kev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UxVlXvenYM

EDIT: Oh, already.

EDIT AGAIN: Jings, this is strong stuff. Anyways, she's got her revenge. He's history.

I take it back, he seems lovely.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2010, 2:27 PM BST

He clearly has MASSIVE anger issues. I just don't understand what he's got to be so angry about. He's been rich and successful his entire career. Where does it all come from?

Short men are often very angry. Do you know any short angry men, zooo?

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2010, 3:28 PM BST

Short men are often very angry. Do you know any short angry men, zooo?

How short is he? I've never thought of him as being that small.

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2010, 3:28 PM BST

Short men are often very angry. Do you know any short angry men, zooo?

You?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 13 2010, 3:30 PM BST

How short is he? I've never thought of him as being that small.

HE'S FACKIN TINY! And quite sensitive about it.

Gibson's never looked short to me.

I just looked it up, apparently he's 5'9". That's not short!

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2010, 3:32 PM BST

You?

6ft. Which explains my buddha calm. Cool

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2010, 3:35 PM BST

Gibson's never looked short to me. I just looked it up, apparently he's 5'9". That's not short!

Not for a child, no!

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2010, 3:35 PM BST

I just looked it up, apparently he's 5'9". That's not short!

I just looked into it and apparently 5'9" is less than 6ft, so yes, he's short.

Why is it that short men don't like being identified as such? I don't mind people telling me I'm tall. Even though it means I'll likely die before they do.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2010, 3:35 PM BST

I just looked it up, apparently he's 5'9". That's not short!

Nope. It's not tall, but it's not short.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 13 2010, 3:50 PM BST

Why is it that short men don't like being identified as such?

Surely five nine is more middling, than short?

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