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Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 5, 2007, 1:55 PM

Garlic is a superb cooking ingredient, and not just for curries (which I adore) but pasta and stir-fry dishes too! I welcome the Asian and Mediterranean influence to our national cuisine... old Bernard Manning looked like he'd eaten a few good curries in his time too... good on him for supporting his local Indian Restuarants!

Wonderful stuff garlic!

You are a sick man. A very very sick man.

I guess when it comes to grub you are a little Conservative, eh?

1. Unnecessary Homework. I had to write a poem in Spanish about what I'd do if I had a second start at life for my homework :(

2. The fact that Im not sure how to spell "unnecessary" :$

I'm a staunch garlic supporter and I'll always march with those that enjoy it.

As Voltaire would have said, "I may not eat garlic but I'll fight for the rights of those that do".

Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 5, 2007, 6:34 PM

I guess when it comes to grub you are a little Conservative, eh?

Something like that.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 5, 2007, 6:36 PM

12. The fact that Im not sure how to spell "unnecessary" :$

Correct. :)

Quote: Cinnamon @ November 5, 2007, 6:40 PM

I'm a staunch garlic supporter and I'll always march with those that enjoy it.

As Voltaire would have said, "I may not eat garlic but I'll fight for the rights of those that do".

Unimpressed

Would you eat an entire bulb of garlic for £1000?

*shudder*

Quote: Charley @ November 5, 2007, 1:41 PM

Why the fook were you on a bus Dave?
Are you a bus spotter. You are arent you. You collect little buses & ride on them for kicks eh!

It was when I used to be a lazy bastard.

The thing about garlic is it has a completely different effect on the eater to those around them.

Like a blowjob.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ November 5, 2007, 9:02 PM

Like a blowjob.

How many people do you perform it in front of?

Depends how many people are on the bus.

Quote: zooo @ November 5, 2007, 10:56 PM

Depends how many people are on the bus.

LOL

Laughing out loud Tonight's Late Night Review was brought to you by Zooo

I've never been so shocked :O

She's broken her sweet, innocent schoolgirl image.

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