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I read the news today oh boy! Page 170

I always thought that was how Dave Cameron would die.

I never trusted cats!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10579814.stm

Praise the f**king Lord!

Indeed.

I was wondering how I was going to get through the rest of my life should she pass away.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 9 2010, 9:59 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10579814.stm

Praise the f**king Lord!

Yes - I mean there is a real shortage of plastic bimboes who can't sing, can't dance, have no charcter and sound like Oz out of Auf Wiedersehn Pet.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

Titter.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 9 2010, 10:23 PM BST

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

Titter.

I did too.

I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Moat.

Odd and I can't explain it.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 9 2010, 11:57 PM BST

I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Moat.

Odd and I can't explain it.

As my mother, catching me unawares, once said to me when I was 13. Stop it, stop it right now!

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 9 2010, 11:57 PM BST

I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Moat.

I'm quite disappointed that they seem to have found him.

Did they dig Moat out?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/09/paul-gascoigne-raoul-moat

Gascoigne is flipping mental!

Maybe Cheryl can give him "Malaria".

So he's holding a sawn-off shotgun to his head.

Don't bloody negotiate. Let him blow his own "brains" out. It's already cost a life, loads of police time and he's going to cost us thousands to keep him locked up.

Quote: zooo @ July 10 2010, 12:31 AM BST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/09/paul-gascoigne-raoul-moat

Gascoigne is flipping mental!

'He's an alright guy I 'elped him evade arrest and he killed a few people, so what we've all been a bit naughty, like'

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