British Comedy Guide

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Shriek Forever After
All fairy story villains get together to unleash hell in this 3-D animated horror movie. Chilling.

Waffl-E
Animated tale of an old waffle iron who finds love with a broken do-nut maker after they're discarded for a villainous all-in-one device that even goes as far as making toasties with its frivolous 'changeable plates'.

The Incredulables
Family of superheros exclaim 'WHAT?!!!' a lot with big bulgy eyes and fall down disbelieving anything actually happened.

Dan

Avatarmac

Circa 2050, a band of uber-intelligent gypsies are roaming suburbia calling on unsuspecting homeowners who hand over wads of cash as the gypies leave their freshly tarmaced driveways in pristine condition. Unfortunately, (in a damp squib of an ending) it's only a hologram.

Dolerball

Circa 2049, with unemployment running at a whopping 345%, the government attempts to reduce the dolecit by killing the workshy fops, all in the name of sport.

Mr Brown- Story of a high profile politician who disappears into self-exile after his personality dies.

La Vi da Rose_Coff
Stirring epic up a welsh songstress with few regrets except hanging out on BCG too much.

Creditors
Population of UK dropped on planet and chased by killer space bankers

Fantastic Whore
The superhero everyone likes

Quote: sootyj @ July 9 2010, 2:43 PM BST

Creditors
Population of UK dropped on planet and chased by killer space bankers

Ace!

Aliens v. Creditors
When the world goes bust, Ocean Finance try and ambulance-chase on a different planet, selling their pernicious wares to some acid-blooded lifeforms.

Aliens v. Creditors 2: Requiem
The aliens can't pay back their debts due to investing everything they have in credit default swaps. Ocean Finance send the boys round to break a few hundred limbs.

Reception
Matt Damon stars in this Christopher Nolan-directed proper head-f**k of a thriller set entirely at a wedding breakfast. All hell breaks loose when the best man gets up to speak and everything literally turns blue.

Dan

Quote: sootyj @ July 9 2010, 2:43 PM BST

La Vi da Rose_Coff
Stirring epic up a welsh songstress with few regrets except hanging out on BCG too much.

Creditors
Population of UK dropped on planet and chased by killer space bankers

La Vi da Rose-coff- I'd watch it :)

Creditors- Agree with Swertyd. Plus they'll probably make it!

Planes, Trains and Twenty-six point two miles- Serial cheat is discovered at the London Marathon.

The Love Moat

Russell Brand stars as bad boy Raoul Moat in this tender RomCom.

The Lavender Hill Mod

Disaster movie where Paul Weller buys a cozy bedsit Clapham but where does he keep his Vespa?

the moat that rocked
double barelled 6os satire

joseph and histechni coloured dream moat
shot guns and bibles musical epic

In the heat of the Moat
Bungling police fail to catch a thug

They Call me MISTER Moat!
sequel in which Moaty gets the respect he deserved

The men who stare at Moats.
....then shoot them with high powered tazers up the arse, till the big crybaby blows his head off.

Carry on Dr on a massive power trip.
Cheeky GP Ivor Big-budget. Blows £80 billion on second rate gags.

Deep Moat

On the run fugitive gives oral sex in return for packed lunches.

The Singing Defective
Susan Boyle investigates moider.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 14 2010, 8:03 PM BST

Deep Moat

On the run fugitive gives oral sex in return for packed lunches.

Laughing out loud

The Three Stooges Compilation

Classic knock-a-bout comedy with Larry, Curly and Moat

The Diane Abbott story

Pretty much speaks for itself

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