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Quote: EllieJP @ July 9 2010, 10:35 AM BST

Zooo and Scatters you'll both be fine.

Chip - behave!

Can't you put his special lead on?

The one with the mouth gob stopper?

That's the chap. Just get him restrained, pronto. I'll come round with the electrodes and the margarine.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 9 2010, 10:35 AM BST

Zooo and Scatters you'll both be fine.

Can you go for me, Ellie!
I bet you're really good at interviews.

It's my own party, so I shouldn't be quite this nervous.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 9 2010, 10:52 AM BST

It's my own party, so I shouldn't be quite this nervous.

Precisely. It's your party, you'll cry if you want to... you're not going to cry, are you? Eh?

I hope not...Maybe happy cry? Or something...

What's the occasion?

My birthday is tomorroooow, apparently.

Ooooooooo! How old?

Nineteen, but I am at work tomorrow and they have decided that I will be thirteen.

Oh, no! You'll have to go through puberty again! >_<

Elliot is a paedo. :(

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I'm so glad that he won't see this for a few days. :|

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