Quote: DaButt @ July 8 2010, 5:47 PM BSTI hope we see a lot of bears.
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her . . . 'ere no, listen !
It was clean when it left me !
(Thank you Max Miller)
Ellie has found out that she can't do handstands when she's drunk.
Robyn can't do handstands when she's sober! 
Handstands are dangerous. You could slip and smash your head in. And become a vegetable.
Could any of you please pop on a wig and go to my job interview for me?
Thanks ever so.
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2010, 9:55 AM BSTCould any of you please pop on a wig and go to my job interview for me?
Thanks ever so.
What's the job for?
Money. 
Working in a book shop.
Am neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeervoussssssssssssssssssssssss.
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2010, 10:00 AM BSTMoney.
Working in a book shop.
Am neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeervoussssssssssssssssssssssss.
You'll do fine. 
You won't.
It's funny 'cos it's true.
I will go if you go to my party, Laura? I am nervous about that!
Job swap!
(Although I'll just pretend to go to the party and in fact hide under my bed.)
Hehe! It's only a birthday party but I am scaaared.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 9 2010, 10:30 AM BSTHehe! It's only a birthday party but I am scaaared.
You'll be fine!
You wont.
I'd rather go to a job interview than a party. Not that I ever get invited to any. What with being a tad sociopathic. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Zooo and Scatters you'll both be fine.
Chip - behave!