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Are you a heat hater? Page 18

Quote: chipolata @ July 9 2010, 9:55 AM BST

We'd all die if it did. Rolling eyes

At least I'd go with the satisfation that you were also completely dead. That'd be something.

I have to go and sit in a park all day tomorrow for a friends birthday. It's going to be 31 degrees!! Stupid idea!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2010, 9:57 AM BST

At least I'd go with the satisfation that you were also completely dead. That'd be something.

I have to go and sit in a park all day tomorrow for a friends birthday. It's going to be 31 degrees!! Stupid idea!

jUST DON'T GO. I WOULD IMAGINE THEY'D BE QUITE RELIEVED IF YOU DIDN'T TURN UP.

(I've accidentally left my caps lock on after shouting at someone in an email)

Quote: chipolata @ July 9 2010, 10:01 AM BST

jUST DON'T GO. I WOULD IMAGINE THEY'D BE QUITE RELIEVED IF YOU DIDN'T TURN UP.

Strangely, my friends quite like me, so they would be pissed off.

DEAR GRAN,

NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ONE OF MY FUCKING SATSUMAS.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2010, 10:02 AM BST

Strangely, my friends quite like me, so they would be pissed off.

That is strange.

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2010, 10:02 AM BST

DEAR GRAN,

NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ONE OF MY FUCKING SATSUMAS.

My nan's not on email.

Quote: chipolata @ July 9 2010, 10:03 AM BST

That is strange.

I'm a good friend me, I don't even bring up Dr Who.

Honestly. What an angry bunch of foul mouthed f**kers you are! Rolling eyes

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 9 2010, 10:05 AM BST

Honestly. What an angry bunch of foul mouthed f**kers you are! Rolling eyes

Shut your c**t.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2010, 10:05 AM BST

Shut your c**t.

I'll shut my c**t, but you'd better shut your c**t first.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 9 2010, 10:07 AM BST

I'll shut my c**t, but you'd better shut your c**t first.

Epic fail. :(

Rolling eyes

Whatever, you f**king lady boy...gits.

It's sunny on my birthday! Yey!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2010, 9:57 AM BST

At least I'd go with the satisfation that you were also completely dead. That'd be something.

I have to go and sit in a park all day tomorrow for a friends birthday. It's going to be 31 degrees!! Stupid idea!

:( That's what I am doing today for mine! *sob*

I love the heat but it's always god-damned cold on my birthday in January.

One day it will be very cold indeed, after the sun burns out, but I think it will get hotter before then so that's OK.

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