Because there's never enough time wasting pun threads.
Johnny Stalker
Barry George's favourite tipple
Blossom Swill
For the kind of swine who watch Sex in the City.
Verbal Tea
What Stephen Fry drinks probably.
Worst idea for a drink
Irn Bru.
Quote: sootyj @ July 4 2010, 12:32 PM BSTVerbal Tea
What Stephen Fry drinks probably.
Concrete. I doubt if even paddies would drink this on a hot day and I've seen them drink raw sewage before now (grey water), just boil it up in their kettle!
Iron Poo,
Contains 50% fudge 50% hard boiled eggs. You're going to being read the Sun and the TLS.
Gin and Chronic.
You'll be feeling Cypress ill.
Pepsi Snax
Low sugar cola drink that contains bite-sized chipolata sausages.
Quote: sootyj @ July 4 2010, 12:42 PM BSTGin and Chronic.
You'll be feeling Cypress ill.
Arf! 
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
Gin, white rum & tequila topped off with 481 PBq of radioactive gas and a dash of lime.
Semi-skimmed man milk
Not as good as full fat
Inter Stella Artois
6 cans and the missus will be seeing stars
Inter fella Artois
With added rohypnol for chunky builders who wandered into the wrong bar
Harvey Separation Wall Banger
For gettng bombed in Gaza
Sarky
Yes a Warm expensive drink in a tiny cup sounds lovely thanks.
Very Blue Nun
Made with german beaver-shot grapes.
Rick Astley-Spumante
When you're on a roll. You can't give it up.
Quote: sootyj @ July 6 2010, 8:59 PM BSTRick Astley-Spumante
When you're on a roll. You can't give it up.
Never gonna throw you up.
Tequila Mocking Bird
Nice, but it'll give you the Poo Raddleys.
Neneh Cherryade
Popular in the late eighties/early nineties. At it's most powerful when mixed with Youssou N'Dour, a dark French number.
Old Baileys - Don't judge people who drink a cream based liqueur
Pale-faced ale - drunk by native american savages
Champain - posh fizzy plonk drunk by fat cats who enjoy S&M