British Comedy Guide

What's your favourite shop? Page 3

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2010, 7:10 PM BST

Do you like Bang and Olufsen, chip?

Yes.

Quote: zooo @ July 3 2010, 7:10 PM BST

John Lewis

We'll have to go round John Lewis one day, zooo. We can inspect the pasta makers.

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2010, 7:11 PM BST

Sounds like a Carry On film, my son!

Thats nothing, my soles on my shoes fell off after a month, replacements still going strong though.

I got two kitchen implements in John Lewis last week, one cut my finger off and one cut Aaron's hand off.
(I may be exaggerating slightly.)
But the place is a bloody minefield.

Quote: zooo @ July 3 2010, 7:14 PM BST

I got two kitchen implements in John Lewis last week

Were they both in their clearance sale?

Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2010, 7:10 PM BST

Sounds to me like a challenge. To shoplift despite being watched the minute you go in the shop.

It happens all the time, someone distracts the staff while someone robs stuff that isnt tagged.

I hate harrassing people so if you ever get harrassed by me I apologise.

Quote: zooo @ July 3 2010, 7:14 PM BST

I got two kitchen implements in John Lewis last week, one cut my finger off and one cut Aaron's hand off.

Those weight-lose products do work!

Quote: David Carmon @ July 3 2010, 7:15 PM BST

I hate harrassing people so if you ever get harrassed by me I apologise.

You wouldn't harrass me.
I have a genuinely impressive aura of unapproachability.

Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2010, 7:16 PM BST

I have a genuinely impressive aura of unapproachability.

Even with the women?

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2010, 7:16 PM BST

Even with the women?

Especially with the women.

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2010, 7:16 PM BST

Even with the women?

They see me as a challenge... well, some do... hopefully... one day... Errr

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 3 2010, 6:54 PM BST

I used to love Borders, but it seems to have dissapeared. They were always large shops full of magazines, books, DVDs, CDs; basically most of the things I spend my pocket money on.

They went bankrupt. I prefer branches in America, where they tend to have better ranges and wider stock.

www.mandmdirect.com
I get all my xmas pressies from there.

Quote: zooo @ July 3 2010, 7:14 PM BST

I got two kitchen implements in John Lewis last week, one cut my finger off and one cut Aaron's hand off.
(I may be exaggerating slightly.)
But the place is a bloody minefield.

John Lewis never knowingly undercut.

Bit close to the bone, Marc.

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