Kids are driving me bonkers! We were supposed to get our new dog today, but now have to wait till next Friday. Nothing like a house full of mopey kids to ruin a beautiful Saturday.
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Quote: billwill @ July 3 2010, 1:49 AM BSTYou have found a new place I hope?
<Visions of Ellie walking the streets with an old pram full of her belongings.>
I'm in with the bloke for 3 weeks, then we're finding a new place together. So can't unpack yet!
My flat is the tidiest it's been in weeks. I can't stop looking at it.
Quote: zooo @ July 3 2010, 5:33 PM BSTMy flat is the tidiest it's been in weeks. I can't stop looking at it.
I imagine you're very tidy, zooo. I like the minimalist look myself, but have too much clutter to pull it off.
BEEing pestered by a BEE trapped in the window!
Quote: Leevil @ July 3 2010, 5:57 PM BSTBEEing pestered by a BEE trapped in the window!
Don't kill it, let it out! We're running out of bees!
Surely no one would kill a bee!
A fly yes. But not a fluffy, cuddly bee? 
My nan would. She goes all flappy hands and shrieky voiced when she sees one.
Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2010, 6:47 PM BSTMy nan would. She goes all flappy hands and shrieky voiced when she sees one.
Do you bring a tear to her eye when you sing at her birthday party?
Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2010, 6:23 PM BSTDon't kill it, let it out! We're running out of bees!
I would never kill it! It's so big and loud and scary! Bees and Wasps I just can't handle.
Quote: Leevil @ July 3 2010, 6:59 PM BSTI would never kill it! It's so big and loud and scary! Bees and Wasps I just can't handle.
Just get the Raid out.
Quote: Leevil @ July 3 2010, 6:59 PM BSTI would never kill it! It's so big and loud and scary! Bees and Wasps I just can't handle.
There is always a chance they'll sting you and you'll die.
Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2010, 7:01 PM BSTThere is always a chance they'll sting you and you'll die.
No there isn't cos I'll be nowhere near it.
It just flew out! 
Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2010, 7:01 PM BSTThere is always a chance they'll sting you and you'll die.
I've never been stung. I could be highly allergic. Who knows.
It reminds me of a very boring story from October 2001. My then girlfriend was at college and I had a week off work. I went in to see her one day and one of her friends sprayed me with some hairspray for a joke. I didn't think much of it until I started scratching like mad a few hours later. The next day I woke up and my entire body was inflamed. By the end of the day my face started to swell up. My then girlfriend attempted to make things better by buying me some neapolitan ice cream. It didn't help. It had all gone down by the next day though.
Quote: Ben @ July 3 2010, 7:04 PM BSTMy then girlfriend attempted to make things better by buying me some neapolitan ice cream. It didn't help. It had all gone down by the next day though.
The ice cream?