For me it was my flatmates rowing.....
"If you don't get your **** out of the bathroom right now, I'm gonna **** in your shoes"....
So much prettier than birdsong, I find. 
First thing you heard this morning.
mice playing in my wall cavity.
Table tennis or have they formed a band?
hopscotch is my guess.
Never seen a thread go off topic so quickly 
First thing I heard this morning was my cat meowing just before she punched me in the face 
The first thing I heard this morning were these words:
"Get up you lazy barstard..."
Ain't love wonderful?
I heard my new puppy saying 'woof woof' at 5.30. Then the sound of my teeth chattering as we walked around the garden for 20 mins.
The sound of one of my cats bringing in a mouse through the catflap. Bastard.
The tosser over the road testing his new car alarm at 7.00 on a fecking sunday morning!!! i'm gonna let his tyres down.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 4, 2007, 1:01 AMFor me it was my flatmates rowing.....
"If you don't get your **** out of the bathroom right now, I'm gonna **** in your shoes"....
So much prettier than birdsong, I find.
They must have a big bathroom. What were they rowing? Canoes?
In reality the first thing I heard this morning was my alarm clock..
Nice to have a piece of bedroom equipment that's actually doing it's job! 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 4, 2007, 12:45 PMIn reality the first thing I heard this morning was my alarm clock..
Nice to have a piece of bedroom equipment that's actually doing it's job!
LOL
I think I know what you mean.
"Chicken! Dont you dare wake Robyn up!" ironically...
My neighbours rowing, which made me feel better about our little incident earlier in the week. Although they had no neeeeee nawwwwwws!
"I'm sorry sir... you can't sleep there"