British Comedy Guide

Worst Idea for a Band

No real bands!

Das is Gut Lydia - German 90's Porn Thrash Metal band.

Who can forget their biggests hits:

Fickunt mine Arsen and Lick my Bolls

'Shat Panties' - 1970's punk band

Singer: Ritchie Hamstring

Greatest hit: "Gimme dat shat" (Chart: No. 2)

Wait a minute.. no, that was a real band!

;)

Quote: Will Cam @ July 1 2010, 1:36 PM BST

No real bands!

Difficult to imagine worse fictional bands than some real bands.

Take That.

(Hides from zooo)

The Weirzuls

1970's Sommerset Lowhead Dam Folk aficionados.

"Now I've got a brand new rate of fluid flow and I'll give you the key"

Quote: Chappers @ July 1 2010, 1:57 PM BST

Take That.

(Hides from zooo)

Take Twat

Inspired by 'The Crazy World of Arthur Brown' these theatrical Progrock giants greatest achievement was the stage re-enactment of Jack the Ripper as they explored extended musical structures involving intricate instrumental patterns and textures and esoteric subject matter.

I always used to like Larry & the Loiterers.
Yes they may have looked like a bunch of Sex offenders but hardly any of them were ever convicted.

I've still got a copy of their debut single "Please don't scream I'm just chasing love"

The Beagles

Influential 1960's Liverpool band who all smoked too much and died

The Were-zuls
Oi got a new combine harvester, and I'll rip off your head.
Arrrooooohhhh!

The Pret shop boys.
Gay guys obsessed with poncy over priced sandwiches.

The Bleat-alls
Popular sheep based combo from Liverpool.

:D All good Soot.

The Wurzulus

"Now Oi got a brand new combine harvester, but someone took the tyres off to put them lit round someone's neck"

The Beat-alls

Smug Liverpudlian foursome

QWurzulus was an LOL

The Pun Boy three

Sour cream
Eric Clapton's perpetually cheesed off band

Sadness
Sarf London Emo band

Badness
Nuaghty Sarf London Band

The Special Needs
Ska group with learning disabilities.

Pun DMC

KC & The Puntime band.

Puns N Roses

KFC and the Sunshine Band
Evil colonel and beloved BCGer celebrate Steve's rape by seminal Hollywood actor. With hit "Walkin in Sunshine."

Swertyd
Boy band from the year 3000 where not much has changed but we pun underwater.

Aztec Will Cam Ra
Ancient MesoAmerican civilisation and Nile civilisation celebrate BCG's most stalwart punner.

KFC and the Sunshine Band
Evil colonel and beloved BCGer celebrate Steve's rape by seminal Hollywood actor. With hit "Walkin in Sunshine."

Swertyd
Boy band from the year 3000 where not much has changed but we pun underwater.

Aztec Will Cam Ra
Ancient MesoAmerican civilisation and Nile civilisation celebrate BCG's most stalwart punner.

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2010, 12:01 PM BST

KFC and the Sunshine Band
Evil colonel and beloved BCGer celebrate Steve's rape by seminal Hollywood actor. With hit "Walken in Sunshine."

:O
Ouch !
So that's how that watch got there.

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