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Things that piss you off Page 54

New thing that pees me off. Trolling. Why? Why do it? Are you that sad enough to pick a fight with someone in the safe knowledge they can't give you a smack? Grow up and move out of your Mum's shed.

People who basically want me to do their work for them whether it's sorting out crimbo, typing up a report, or sorting out a gift for some guy no one has ever heard of cause he is leaving for Spain.

Teenage girls. Taking THE GOOD SALE STUFF, THE LITTLE HARLOTS.....

The rude girl behind the benefit counter at Debinhams who told me that I shouldn't be proud of my curves. I told her that she shouldn't be proud of her wart like face but I'M too polite to comment.

Other than that, I've had a lovely evening.

who are you and what have you done with the real rubymae?

Lol! Sorry. I had one Babycham AND one Cherry B. This mixing of drinks has gone to my head!

i've had eight steamboats, and have done precisely no writing!

What is a steamboat and how painful is it?

Sorry but it does sound like something from some dodgy German film.

Southern comfort, lime and lemonade.

I shall let you know how painful it is tomorrow morning but i'm thinking it ain't exactly pliers to the teeth.

I even had a bag of crisps cause I'm a bad girl! Yeeee haaaaa!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 4, 2007, 1:13 AM

I even had a bag of crisps cause I'm a bad girl! Yeeee haaaaa!

Tell me you didn't use dip or i'll have to call your parents Angry

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The rude girl behind the benefit counter at Debinhams who told me that I shouldn't be proud of my curves. I told her that she shouldn't be proud of her wart like face but I'M too polite to comment.

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I'd have got her sacked, written to the papers etc etc.

Did she really say that? Rude little slapper. I can't believe it!

People who ignore questions... If I ask someone a question to their face and they ignore me then it's considered rude, but if I ask question via email or text and they ignore, people think it's not rude.

Makes me grrrrr, of course now I'm thinking maybe it's just me they ignore... lol

it is isn't it :D

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hehe no! not at all >_<

Old people who can't seem to wash themselves before they sit next to me on the bus for 35 minutes!!!

Seriously, is it hard?... granted the showers a stand up coffin to old people and the baths a slipping, drowning and toilet hazard but hell! A stand up wash would do the job!

Ah! That feels better...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 4, 2007, 1:45 AM

The rude girl behind the benefit counter at Debinhams who told me that I shouldn't be proud of my curves. I told her that she shouldn't be proud of her wart like face but I'M too polite to comment.

Scabby bitch. I assume that she was stick thin?

Like a twig.

What a bitchy tosspot. Jealous of you, no doubt!
Not to dwell on it, but what prompted her bizarre comment?

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