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Things that piss you off Page 603

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2010, 3:22 PM BST

But that boobs one doesn't make sense. All sizes of boobs nurture. And not all mens' mums had massive tats. :)

But neither does the idea that only a very tall man could protect you, there are some right tough shorties who would kick Mr Lanky's arse.

I agreeeee.

I don't like this idea you're supposed to "protect" your woman. First sign of trouble, I'm out the door! Cool

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 1 2010, 3:30 PM BST

But neither does the idea that only a very tall man could protect you, there are some right tough shorties who would kick Mr Lanky's arse.

Ricky Hatton at 5'6" for starters !

Quote: chipolata @ July 1 2010, 3:46 PM BST

I don't like this idea you're supposed to "protect" your woman. First sign of trouble, I'm out the door! Cool

Bet you walk on the inside on pavements and let her cop all the splashes from the passing traffic.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 1 2010, 3:48 PM BST

Ricky Hatton at 5'6" for starters !

And have you seen those Mission: Impossible movies? Cruise is kicking bottom all over the place!

Quote: chipolata @ July 1 2010, 3:46 PM BST

I don't like this idea you're supposed to "protect" your woman. First sign of trouble, I'm out the door! Cool

Push her over first, so you can get a good head start whilst the gang get their flick knives wet.

Quote: chipolata @ July 1 2010, 3:46 PM BST

I don't like this idea you're supposed to "protect" your woman. First sign of trouble, I'm out the door! Cool

A friend of mine is really gobby and gets herself into all kinds of situations because she doesn't know when to shut up, she then gets upset when her boyfriends don't 'sort out' anyone who gives her grief. I say, don't let your mouth write cheques your body can't cash.

I'll tell you another thing I don't like.... is really tall men with really short women. It's perverse!

Quote: AngieBaby @ July 1 2010, 7:27 PM BST

A friend of mine is really gobby and gets herself into all kinds of situations because she doesn't know when to shut up, she then gets upset when her boyfriends don't 'sort out' anyone who gives her grief. I say, don't let your mouth write cheques your body can't cash.

What a silly bint!

LOL.

That there are no good threads to comment on at the moment.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 2 2010, 9:22 AM BST

That there are no good threads to comment on at the moment.

Call Blackdahlia1. He's the only man who can save us!

That new BT advert. The World Cup hasn't even finished yet and they're already foisting the new football season on us. F**k off, football!

Quote: chipolata @ July 5 2010, 11:09 AM BST

That new BT advert. The World Cup hasn't even finished yet and they're already foisting the new football season on us. F**k off, football!

The World Cup has finished actually Chip.

Just a few foreigners tying up the loose ends, who cares about them?

Much better to have some nice pictures of Frank and Christine on holiday.

You wanna talk pissed off ?

If I ever meet this little c*nt she's gonna get a size 9 where she's probably not had a lot before !

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Quote: Oldrocker @ July 5 2010, 9:19 PM BST

You wanna talk pissed off ? If I ever meet this little c*nt she's gonna get a size 9 where she's probably not had a lot before !

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Are you perchance referring to the surveillance cameras in Brum? Eh?

No, not in particular, just that little sh*t !

Mind you . . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2010/07/03/pool-windows-covered-up-for-muslim-swimmers/

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