Quote: Stylo @ October 29, 2007, 11:47 PMOn a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids:
Lie down on bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected
portion Like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting poscool
for Approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet.
It's almost poetic XD
Toilet Cleaner...... Do not Drink.
Hair dye....Please do a skin test first.
(Oh what I can dye my skin brunette, waheyyyyyyyy)
Plastic bags. (Warning putting this on your head may cause suffocation)
Its like subliminal messages for suicidals.
Got a body spray today with CAUTION: DO NOT SPRAY ON FACE.
Dammit...
Quote: Charley @ November 3, 2007, 3:30 PMPlastic bags. (Warning putting this on your head may cause suffocation)
Its like subliminal messages for suicidals.
Mind the Gap. I think they should replace the L signs on women on Hen nights with 'Danger: Do Not Enter'
ROFL
"Photographs: do not bend"
Oh yes they do
Quote: ajp29 @ November 4, 2007, 3:02 AM
The L sign means Learning.
Learning to f**k a mans life up forever!!!!! 
Condoms.
Do not Swallow.
Woooooooo That has saved my jaw ache many a time. Wahey!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 4, 2007, 1:54 AMGot a body spray today with CAUTION: DO NOT SPRAY ON FACE.
Dammit...
But what will you do about your smelly face?!
Quote: Charley @ November 5, 2007, 12:20 AMThe L sign means Learning.
Warning Learning may take up to nine months
Quote: zooo @ November 5, 2007, 12:24 AMBut what will you do about your smelly face?!
I guess it will have to keep smelling of candy canes!
I once used a deoderant on my never regions and lets just say I regretted it big time 
Quote: ajp29 @ November 5, 2007, 11:32 PMI once used a deoderant on my never regions and lets just say I regretted it big time
Talk about white marks!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 5, 2007, 11:31 PM
Charley's face is probably covered in the leftovers of some other sort of cane.
Ewwwww
Quote: David Chapman @ November 5, 2007, 11:33 PMCharley's face is probably covered in the leftovers of some other sort of cane.
The Mark of Cane
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 2, 2007, 9:03 PMIt's almost poetic XD
You should translate it into Spanish then 