Quote: Paul W @ June 30 2010, 9:16 AM BSTYou don't work for the Sun do you hegs?
We'll see a story in the Sun next week about how I'm a terrorist with links to the labour party.
I believe every word The Sun prints, I'm still traumatised by the Freddie Starr and hamster incident!
If you rearrange the letters from THE SUN (and admittedly add a few) you make:
THE SUN IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN SINCE I ONCE SAW A HUGE POLICE HORSE DO A BIG PILE OF SHIT
Quote: Charley @ June 29 2010, 8:47 PM BSTHe opens it to page 3 first then goes for a poo.
My husband is quite considerate as he only takes the Dear Deidre page with him.
Quote: AngieBaby @ June 30 2010, 10:16 PM BSTMy husband is quite considerate as he only takes the Dear Deidre page with him.
Choking one off to a problem page is pretty unusual and not a little arousing. I may try same tomorrow.
Quote: roscoff @ July 1 2010, 10:38 PM BSTChoking one off to a problem page is pretty unusual and not a little arousing. I may try same tomorrow.
roscoff!
I might have known a tale of masterbation would wake you from your hibernation!
Good to see you again mate!
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 1 2010, 11:08 PM BSTroscoff!
I might have known a tale of masterbation would wake you from your hibernation!
Good to see you again mate!
Masterbation? Isn't that f**king an evil time lord?
It's not as half as vile as it was under Kelvin McKenzie but it's still the same patronising Tory rag. Most amusing is the Sun's contrived mateyness tone which comes across like Alan Partridge having a pint with his builders.
Its coverage of organised labour will illuminate the contempt fortress Wapping really has for working people.
Quote: youngian @ July 2 2010, 4:12 PM BSTIt's not as half as vile as it was under Kelvin McKenzie but it's still the same patronising Tory rag. Most amusing is the Sun's contrived mateyness tone which comes across like Alan Partridge having a pint with his builders.
Its coverage of organised labour will illuminate the contempt fortress Wapping really has for working people.
To be fair, people buy it and read it. And they're just as responsible as those that write for it.
Quote: Jack Massey @ June 29 2010, 6:11 PM BSTthis is by far the worst newspaper on the planet, it's not fit for me to wipe my arse on.
Well down south we have proper stuff called toilet paper - to wipe our arses that is.
I still love the Sun and worth your 20p for Friday's Frankie Boyle page.
Quote: Chappers @ July 3 2010, 7:44 AM BSTI still love the Sun and worth your 20p for Friday's Frankie Boyle page.
He's found his level then.
From Boyle's page yesterday.
"A nurse in Coventry has found the face of Jesus in a stain on her drainpipe. I had a similar experience myself in the bath recently - I swear I saw Mother Teresa on one of my testicles."
Quote: Chappers @ July 3 2010, 7:44 AM BSTWell down south we have proper stuff called toilet paper
I always assumed you lived up North! Possibly Sheffield.
Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2010, 12:36 PM BSTI always assumed you lived up North! Possibly Sheffield.
Surrey young man, Surrey.
Quote: Chappers @ July 3 2010, 12:48 PM BSTSurrey young man, Surrey.
No need to apologise. 