British Comedy Guide

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Spasticus

Aaerrfghh Joey
Aerrggggg I'm Joey

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2010, 9:07 PM BST

Spasticus

Aaerrfghh Joey
Aerrggggg I'm Joey

:O but Laughing out loud

The Lying Ming

I don't see how my alliance with Scar will lead to massive cuts and job losses.

The Lion Kink

Simba grows up and wears stockings and suspenders to compensate for not having a dad

The Lion Klingon

Hakuna matata (explains where this shit comes from)

A taunting in Connetict
Sarcastic ghost horror.

The Calamity BillWill horror
Popular BCGer has some misfortunes upsetting everyone

Mr Been

Rowan Atkinson does a poo, pulls a funny face and points to it.

Silent stool based toiletfoolery

The Bobs
Giant gelatinous Bob Hoskins, Holness and Hope devour 1950s Americans.

Bob's Not Your Uncle, He's Your Daddy!
Some old slag from the 50s has a threesome Hoskins, Holness and Hope and falls pregnant. Hear how she explains *that* one to her conservative, church-going, fun-free offspring already disgusted with her excessive drinking, smoking and recreational drug abuse.

Dan

Invasion of the Bobby Snatchers

Hope, Hoskins and Holness are pod-sprouted freaky alien bastards set upon replacing all the Bobs in the world.

HosHopHol
The three Bobs fart around like doctors in a Carry On-esque attempt at humour. Holness is a urologist solely so everybody can ask if they can have a pee, please.

Bob, Selecta
Hoskins, Holness and a reimagined Hope are brought together in parodying a parody so ridiculously unfunny that time bends in on itself and Hope end up alive and well. Written by Charlie Kaufman.

Bobesity
Hope, Hoskins and Holness encourage fatness. Directed by Michael Moore.

Dan

Bedbobs and Broomdicks

Animated/live action crossover. Holness,Hoskins and Hope play football against the baddie animals then gang-bum Angela Landbury.

"Oh, It's lovely Bobbing along on the bottom of the decidedly uppity witch"

Land of Hope and Holness
Gutted that he's not been commemorated in a tribute to the trio's legendary series of films, Hoskins goes a bit schizo, digs up Hope's grave, exhumes him and shoves him up Holness' arse. Then he goes on a massive rampage killing any other Bobs he comes across, including Bobby Davro, Bobby Ball and, lastly, Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog.

Dan

Indiana Jones & the Temple of diminishing returns.

Indy goes in search of the lost decent script accompanied by his Son his Grandson his Dad & his Granddad.

Dandhi-Indian freedom fighter gets hooked on kids comics.

Mandy
Can Mandy save the Labor party and free it from it's opressor. Whilst picking up tasty bribes and bumming Hague.

And oh hello Roscoff

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