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Things that piss you off Page 602

I doubt many men could be smaller than me, so it's never really come up.

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2010, 3:21 PM BST

It's so unfair. No one can make them selves taller

But you can go for shorter women!

Are you a Borrower, zooo?

Might be...

:D

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2010, 3:22 PM BST

I doubt many men could be smaller than me, so it's never really come up.

Even I am taller!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 30 2010, 10:29 AM BST

My Dad once told me that no white people have black hair, just very dark brown. He may have been talking bollocks though.

Nobody has naturally black hair. I learned that at art class at school. I used to think the black kids had black hair but even theirs is a very dark brown.

I haven't looked at the hair on their bollocks though.

Of course people have black hair, by hair colour definition.

Quote: Leevil @ June 30 2010, 3:23 PM BST

Are you a Borrower, zooo?

"Neither A Borrower, Nor A Lender Be"

People who say "...was sat..."

It's either "was sitting" or "sat".

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2010, 3:21 PM BST

It's so unfair. No one can make them selves taller

I'm 6' 3" but can appear taller by wearing boots, putting my shoulders back, standing on my toes and disengaging from my slouching posture.

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2010, 3:21 PM BST

It's so unfair. No one can make them selves taller

Didn't you ever see "Life and loves of a She-Devil"?

Quote: Chappers @ June 30 2010, 6:11 PM BST

Nobody has naturally black hair.

Try telling that to all the irate women who've found tell-tale long, straight black hairs on the pillow or in the bathroom. "I dunno, must be the maid's hair," doesn't really cut it as an excuse.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 3:20 PM BST

No, it's because we want to be made to feel secure and protected.

Well I'm sure that's true, just as men might want big boobs for some nurturing reason; but generally we'd expect men to be met with disdain if they if they actually say that their woman must have big boobs.

But that boobs one doesn't make sense. All sizes of boobs nurture. And not all mens' mums had massive tats. :)

(But I agree with what you're saying in general.)

Quote: Kenneth @ July 1 2010, 2:15 PM BST

I'm 6' 3" but can appear taller by ... standing on my toes

You heard it here first, folks!

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