Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 30 2010, 11:19 AM BSTYou're thinking about mens bodies all day and you hate beer. Hmm . . .
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Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 11:04 AM BSTI know, I am disgusted. His excuse, he REALLY wants to go.
You should go and get really pissed and start coming on to everyone. Then we'll see how he likes the beer festival. 
Ha!
Orrrrr, drink lots and be sick on his lap. Either way works.
Both sound excellent.
The thing is, I'd actually quite like to go. He's just gone about it completely the wrong way. Selfish poo head.
What way did he go about it?
I got home to find him and his housemates talking about going to it. I didn't know about it and was actually thinking we were spending the night just him and I. Ah well. Some men will continue to be selfish twats. Last time I take him to Top Gear for his birthday!
Men! 
Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 2:32 PM BSTSome men will continue to be selfish twats.
Yes, but other men are available.
You offering? Pic please and measurements... all measurements. 
Ellie's shallowness.
Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2010, 2:59 PM BSTEllie's shallowness.
It's like you forget the endless parade of girlie avatars you present us with!
Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 2:45 PM BSTYou offering? Pic please and measurements... all measurements.
I've noticed from my time on dating sites that a man's height is often critically important to girls. A lot of girls aren't interested in men shorter than they are. Or maybe this is a code for wanting a big dick?
James Corden* is a big dick!
*Appropriate celebrity
Quote: Nogget @ June 30 2010, 3:02 PM BSTI've noticed from my time on dating sites that a man's height is often critically important to girls. A lot of girls aren't interested in men shorter than they are. Or maybe this is a code for wanting a big dick?
No, it's because we want to be made to feel secure and protected. Not much fun being the manly protector if you're the taller one.
It's so unfair. No one can make them selves taller