Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2010, 8:50 AM BSTElliot does this! My hair isn't black!
I thought you had black hair, the Robyn! Mind you, I think I've got black hair and a lot of people say it's just exceptionally dark brown.
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Quote: Ben @ June 30 2010, 10:20 AM BSTI thought you had black hair, the Robyn! Mind you, I think I've got black hair and a lot of people say it's just exceptionally dark brown.
It looks black to me, like your heart.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 30 2010, 10:23 AM BSTIt looks black to me, like your heart.
You're one of the people who said it was brown. Don't you remember? It was on 4th February 2009!!!
I was just exploring my body hair and discovered the hair on my arms and legs is definitely brown, but the hair on my chest is black/very dark brown.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 30 2010, 10:06 AM BSTWatching TV?
Cuh! Shouldn't he have been making sweet love to you instead? Watching TV.
No he was in trouble cause he says he wants to take me to a beer festival for my birthday.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 30 2010, 10:08 AM BSTYou could always say, 'Turn the TV off, I'm trying to get to sleep!'
Tried that.
Quote: Ben @ June 30 2010, 10:27 AM BSTYou're one of the people who said it was brown. Don't you remember? It was on 4th February 2009!!!
My Dad once told me that no white people have black hair, just very dark brown. He may have been talking bollocks though.
Quote: David Bussell @ June 30 2010, 10:16 AM BSTHe didn't even have the good grace to roofie you first?
Manners are lost these days David.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 10:29 AM BSTNo he was in trouble cause he says he wants to take me to a beer festival for my birthday.
Beer festival? BEER festival?!!! For f**k's sake!!! What's he bloody playing at? My gast has never been so flabbered.
I'd love to be taken to a beer festival for my birthday.
Quote: Ben @ June 30 2010, 10:40 AM BSTI'd love to be taken to a beer festival for my birthday.
But I wanted to take you cake decorating. 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 30 2010, 10:43 AM BSTBut I wanted to take you cake decorating.
I nearly bought you a cake last time I saw you, Matt, but I couldn't be bothered carrying it round London. It was mighty selfish of me and I promise to get you one next time.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2010, 8:50 AM BSTElliot does this! My hair isn't black!
I'm red/green colour blind. It's black to me!
Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 9:59 AM BSTI hate that my boyfriend watched TV in bed till 1am so I can't get to sleep.
Well, for his birthday, you know what to get him: wireless headphones.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 30 2010, 10:39 AM BSTBeer festival? BEER festival?!!! For f**k's sake!!! What's he bloody playing at? My gast has never been so flabbered.
I know, I am disgusted. His excuse, he REALLY wants to go.
You seem like the kind of girl who would enjoy a beer festival.
I hate beer and I hate festivals.
Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2010, 11:18 AM BSTI hate beer .
You're thinking about mens bodies all day and you hate beer. Hmm . . .