I did "win the lottery" in a way a couple of years ago.
Cashed in 25% of my pension (I needed to), made redundant 15 months ago (so I've got no debts), left my wife and met someone new.
Got a (crap) full time job now too.
Just need to make the most of my talents (which means not writing comedy).
Quote: Chappers @ June 29 2010, 2:10 AM BSTJust need to make the most of my talents
Well Will Cam might be able to help 
Quote: Will Cam @ June 28 2010, 1:36 PM BSTI haven't got any debts and my mortgage is paid in 24 months so I'm afraid I will just have to spend all mine on hookers (what's the going rate for a clean one nowadays?).
Quote: Chappers @ June 29 2010, 2:10 AM BSTI did "win the lottery" in a way a couple of years ago.
Cashed in 25% of my pension (I needed to), made redundant 15 months ago (so I've got no debts), left my wife and met someone new.
Oldest Jigaloo in town eh Dave. OAPaloo. 
I'd do whatever the f**k I felt like doing.
Quote: Paul W @ June 29 2010, 5:38 PM BSTWell Will Cam might be able to help
I'll put you on speed dial Dave, just in case. 