Things that piss you off Page 599

The Sun Newspaper pisses me off something rotten. Reading through it today (somebody left it on the train, I never brought it). Over the top headlines like 'You Let Your Country Down' and 'Fans Betrayed' over yesterdays World Cup debacle. On Fabio Capello they say 'The £6 M a year Italien must go' Then there is a list of clangers Capello made during the tournament, the phrase 'Anybody can be clever with hindsight' springs to mind. Examples being 'Chose Rob Green over David James in the opening game' Had he not made that error, would anybody be complaining at not playing a goal-keeper the Sun once labelled 'Calamity James'? They claim he 'Brought half fit players like Rio Ferdinand' Rio was fully fit and was only injured due to a freak incident in training.
This shite newspaper can be summed up in four words: My Brother Buys it.

Quote: chipolata @ June 28 2010, 10:25 PM BST

The servants quarters.

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Yeah yeah, in your dreams. Next you'll want me to dress up in a maids outfit and dust your sides.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 28 2010, 10:44 PM BST

Yeah yeah, in your dreams. Next you'll want me to dress up in a maids outfit and dust your sides.

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Quote: Splodge @ June 28 2010, 9:46 AM BST

People who lick each and every one of their fingers after eating crisps. Just wipe your hands in your trousers like the rest of us do.

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I'm doing that now - licking my fingers that is. Sour cream and chives flavour.

Quote: Aaron @ June 28 2010, 12:38 PM BST

Frizzy black hair, worn up mostly on top of her head.

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Mostly? I should hope so too.

Quote: Jack Massey @ June 28 2010, 10:32 PM BST

The Sun Newspaper pisses me off something rotten. Reading through it today (somebody left it on the train, I never brought it). Over the top headlines like 'You Let Your Country Down' and 'Fans Betrayed' over yesterdays World Cup debacle. On Fabio Capello they say 'The £6 M a year Italien must go' Then there is a list of clangers Capello made during the tournament, the phrase 'Anybody can be clever with hindsight' springs to mind. Examples being 'Chose Rob Green over David James in the opening game' Had he not made that error, would anybody be complaining at not playing a goal-keeper the Sun once labelled 'Calamity James'? They claim he 'Brought half fit players like Rio Ferdinand' Rio was fully fit and was only injured due to a freak incident in training.
This shite newspaper can be summed up in four words: My Brother Buys it.

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You'd have loved my thread on how much I hate the Sun Jack

I hate that every time I sit down to eat something infront of the TV, either a poor little starving african comes on, or the animal I am eating.
I hate that everytime I try to read something, someone wants to talk to me.
I hate that when I shave my armpits the hair goes but a rash appears instead.
I hate that whenever I decide to go into my handbag for my lippy in a pub my hands pull out a lilette instead. I don't even buy lilets. Where do they keep coming from??????? When I am pissed I try to use them as lipstick anyway.I even rub my lips together after.

Quote: Charley @ June 29 2010, 8:58 PM BST

I hate that every time I sit down to eat something infront of the TV, either a poor little starving african comes on, or the animal I am eating.

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The animal part doesn't bother me to much, but the amount of "Weird bodies" and "disgusting growth" programs on TV now is disturbing.

Quote: Charley @ June 29 2010, 8:58 PM BST

I even rub my lips together after.

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Which ones?! TEE HEE!

Quote: Ben @ June 29 2010, 9:02 PM BST

Which ones?! TEE HEE!

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Both!

Quote: Gavin @ June 29 2010, 9:02 PM BST

The animal part doesn't bother me to much, but the amount of "Weird bodies" and "disgusting growth" programs on TV now is disturbing.

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Youd kind of notice you had a growth when it was quite small wouldn't you. I can never understand these peeps that wait till they are bigger than them before getting them removed.

Quote: Aaron @ June 28 2010, 12:38 PM BST

She just, somehow, managed to look exactly like both of you! Frizzy black hair, worn up mostly on top of her head with a bit spilling down. Even stylistically similar, with a quirky vintage type look. It did take me a moment to tell myself that it wasn't in fact you.

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Elliot does this! My hair isn't black!

Quote: Gavin @ June 29 2010, 9:02 PM BST

The animal part doesn't bother me to much, but the amount of "Weird bodies" and "disgusting growth" programs on TV now is disturbing.

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Me too, it is disfigurement-pornography fed to us under the guise of somehow being empowering to the victims.

I hate that my boyfriend watched TV in bed till 1am so I can't get to sleep.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 9:59 AM BST

I hate that my boyfriend watched TV in bed till 1am so I can't get to sleep.

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Watching TV? Cuh! Shouldn't he have been making sweet love to you instead? Watching TV.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 9:59 AM BST

I hate that my boyfriend watched TV in bed till 1am so I can't get to sleep.

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You could always say, 'Turn the TV off, I'm trying to get to sleep!'

Quote: EllieJP @ June 30 2010, 9:59 AM BST

I hate that my boyfriend watched TV in bed till 1am so I can't get to sleep.

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He didn't even have the good grace to roofie you first?