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You have got to have Beef today it's the English dish don't ya know!

Quote: Marc P @ June 27 2010, 11:33 AM BST

You have got to have Beef today it's the English dish don't ya know!

I'd rather have sour kraut today!

Was out camping (the tent, not toilet based activity) last night and got shit sleep thanks to the wind and the f**king seagulls. I have decking being fitted tomorrow so before I watch the football I have to go out and remove a load of sods, weed kill then put down a decking anti-weed membrane. Oh, and the wife's gone to bed sick so I have to do all the other normal house shit.

Terrible day. :(

Good: had a dream about Jeremy Beadle, Richard Ayoade, Tony Hart and Geoffrey from Rainbow.

Bad: Heard a (hopefully fake) rumour that they're remaking Edward Scissorhands with Robert Pattinson.

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2010, 1:02 PM BST

Bad: Heard a (hopefully fake) rumour that they're remaking Edward Scissorhands with Robert Pattinson.

Oh dear.

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2010, 1:02 PM BST

Bad: Heard a (hopefully fake) rumour that they're remaking Edward Scissorhands with Robert Pattinson.

The movie's only about 20 years old, it was made the year before I was born! Does that mean I could be up for a remake next year? :(

Just got through shooting a batch of sketches with the BCG's own Chopz. Interesting fact: Chopz owns a dedicated Mountain Dew fridge!

I love chopz.

If he could find someone willing to change their name to Gravy, he'd have a double act all set.

Or Karate.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 27 2010, 3:16 PM BST

Or Karate.

This.

Gerry is going to kick a BMW, trash an ALDI and sexually molest the Queen.

:D

Quote: PhQnix @ June 27 2010, 1:30 PM BST

The movie's only about 20 years old, it was made the year before I was born! Does that mean I could be up for a remake next year? :(

:( Hug It's ok. I'm sure I'll always love you more than a remake.
Cue Sick.

Robyn is very weary.

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