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Lobster = NICE.

I don't like that crabs and lobsters are boiled alive.

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2010, 11:12 PM BST

Although if I were to plump for a crustacean, I'd go for Meera Syal under an anvil. >_<

>_<

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2010, 11:17 PM BST

I don't like that crabs and lobsters are boiled alive.

Look at you with your bleeding heart. :O

I like to believe the LIE that the warm water puts them to sleep and they die in their sleep.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 11:21 PM BST

I like to believe the LIE that the warm water puts them to sleep and they die in their sleep.

I've heard that the hot water makes their brain explode.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 11:21 PM BST

I like to believe the LIE that the warm water puts them to sleep and they die in their sleep.

Yes, they're screaming their way to sleep! I know I often do!

I used to love crabs sticks, although according to Alan Partridge...

Ben is off to sweat himself to sleep.

Happy sweating. :)

Quote: Ben @ June 23 2010, 11:25 PM BST

Ben is off to sweat himself to sleep.

I'll join you. I have to be up early tomorrow to take the cat to the vet's to be drained.

It's all gone Carry On 'round here!

Rob is uncomfortable watching 'Britain's Economy' on BBC 2. Nick and Dave are an unlikely and cringe-worthy twosome.

The boards were going really slow until now. Was that just me experiencing that?

Quote: Leevil @ June 24 2010, 12:40 AM BST

The boards were going really slow until now. Was that just me experiencing that?

No. Same here.

Aaron must have been hunting for a shilling for the meter.

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