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I like their depressed teenagers. Here they just whine and self harm. In America they go into school and shoot 15 of their classmates dead.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 8:22 PM BST

Sick

You're really worried about this aren't you.

I will have nightmares!
Snip!

Aaaarg.

Quote: bigfella @ June 23 2010, 8:30 PM BST

You're really worried about this aren't you.

If you had beautiful zooo breasts, you'd be worried too.

(I'm presuming an awful lot here.)

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 23 2010, 8:09 PM BST

Huge Bear is a bloody nice bloke, which can't be said of a lot of 'jokers' on here.

HOI! Once you turn your back on the BCG you're officially a traitor!

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2010, 8:34 PM BST

If you had beautiful zooo breasts, you'd be worried too.

(I'm presuming an awful lot here.)

You may continue.

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2010, 8:34 PM BST

If you had beautiful zooo breasts, you'd be worried too.

(I'm presuming an awful lot here.)

My breasts are quite saggy these days.

I remember a place in Birmingham that had busty women serving food in tight red shorts and tiny white t-shirt. Which might have been a Hooters or Brit variation.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 8:35 PM BST

You may continue.

And pert.

Careful zooo. You could have someone's eye out with those!

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2010, 8:34 PM BST

HOI! Once you turn your back on the BCG you're officially a traitor!

Sorry. :( Life keeps getting in the way. By which I mean, Friends Provident T20 and the world cup.

Laughing out loud
Okay, you can stop now!

Quote: bigfella @ June 23 2010, 8:35 PM BST

My breasts are quite saggy these days.

But manly, I'll bet.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 8:42 PM BST

Laughing out loud
Okay, you can stop now!

*stops drawing zooo's (imagined!) head on Kelly Brook's body*

You look like a cross between a cat and David Tennant, right?

Quote: don rushmore @ June 23 2010, 8:19 PM BST

Recently, it was voted worst place to live in England.

The best of the worst! What an achievement.

Oh a night out in Nottingham is most definitely not recommended, shitty clubs full of skanks. Good for shopping though. :D

Anyway, America. Woooo! (I've never been, so that's my contribution. Soz)

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2010, 8:44 PM BST

You look like a cross between a cat and David Tennant, right?

Pretty much!

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 8:47 PM BST

Pretty much!

Thought so.

*thinks*

That's quite a sexy look. Especially above those boobs. ;)

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2010, 8:44 PM BST

Kelly Brook's body

:)

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