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Things that piss you off Page 594

I'm with Chip - there's no excuse for football.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 23 2010, 4:36 PM BST

Sorry, that's impression I got.

You don't want to believe everything you read on the BCG!

Hahaha

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 23 2010, 3:46 PM BST

It's just media-speak isn't it? Nobody actually believes this stuff

Is it? I've not heard the phrase before the post quoted, and haven't heard it anywhere outside of this thread since either!

Well, it's even more bollocks then. :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 23 2010, 4:22 PM BST

and those who don't care at all. Like yourself, or Aaron.

Pleased

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2010, 4:32 PM BST

I really don't think I could stomach these chavy ill educated oafs becoming national heroes and held up as examples of Great Englishmen.

Bloody good point.

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2010, 4:32 PM BST

And if by chance we did win I really don't think I could stomach these chavy ill educated oafs becoming national heroes and held up as examples of Great Englishmen.

Oh, I don't know . .Nelson, Churchill, Brunel, Rooney . .

Half American, half French, half Dreamworks.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 23 2010, 5:17 PM BST

Oh, I don't know . .Nelson, Churchill, Brunel, Rooney . .

Sick

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2010, 4:32 PM BST

And in the home as wife beating goes up during World Cups.

I've heard that before. Of course it's nothing to do with the football, it's simply down to the fact that wife-beaters go home drunk more often, during World Cups.

Quote: catskillz @ June 23 2010, 5:30 PM BST

I've heard that before. Of course it's nothing to do with the football, it's simply down to the fact that wife-beaters go home drunk more often, during World Cups.

No, it's because they get frustrated at England's performance and punch the wife on the shnozzle.

Well that scenario will only happen once every World cup, when England are actually knocked out of the tournament.

Why are people (the tabloids, mainly) so obsessed with the team being apparently the best, and destined to win, when they're clearly quite shit?

Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2010, 6:16 PM BST

they're clearly quite shit?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2010, 6:16 PM BST

Why are people (the tabloids, mainly) so obsessed with the team being apparently the best, and destined to win, when they're clearly quite shit?

The ironic thing about that comment, is that you've actually ended up sounding quite pompous, by concluding that the England team are shit, after this afternoon's game. It's as if you're saying we should've beaten those lowly Slovenians by at least 5 goals, because we're England, and they're nobodies. The truth is that Slovenia are actually quite a good team.

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