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What are you eating? Page 450

It's an omlete in a pastry case with some chunkier ingredients.

That's it.

Quote: sootyj @ June 14 2010, 9:00 PM BST

It's an omlete in a pastry case with some chunkier ingredients.

That's it.

Not really. It's an egg tart. There, how many punchlines can that produce?

An egg tart is an omlette in a pastry case.

A quiche is an omlette in a pastry case.

An omlette is an quiche out of it's pastry case.

I'm about to have Jacket Potato a la Delia with a delicate Tex Mex topping.

Cake!!

What kind?
Describe in detail, please.

A fortune cookie. Apparently my "days will be filled with sunshine and happiness".

Ummm. Chocolate sponge, chocolate cream filling, chocolate topping with chocolate (giant) buttons.

So, chocolate really.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

You wouldn't like it....

*noms*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 22 2010, 8:17 PM BST

Apparently my "days will be filled with sunshine and happiness".

Phew!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2010, 8:20 PM BST

You wouldn't like it....

*noms*

Angry

Must stop going to that Brazillian buffet where they bring the meat to the table.
As I am currently suffering from meat poisoning.

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2010, 8:20 PM BST

Angry

No, really, it's really too much. *noms*

Take comfort in the fact that I'll probably sick it up later anyway. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2010, 8:20 PM BST

You wouldn't like it....

*noms*

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2010, 8:24 PM BST

No, really, it's really too much. *noms*

Take comfort in the fact that I'll probably sick it up later anyway. :)

Ha! What a waste. :(

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