THE 7TH DR IS ON A RUBBISH BBC SET FACING A DALEK
7TH
So my oldest enemy we meet again? You the eternal space pepperpot and me, me. The trickster, the Dr, the dark heart of the universe...ow!
4TH DR GIVES HIMA CLIP AROUND THE EAR.
7TH
What did you do that for?
4TH DR GIVES HIS A TWIST AND PULLS HIS HAT OVER HIS EYES
4TH
Say your a bellend. Or I'll shove your umbrella up your arse.
7TH
Ouch ouch I'm a bellend, it's my fault Dr Who turned shit.
4TH
Right glad that's cleared up. So this is one of these idiotic specials when they round up all the Who's who aren't dead.
FX THE SCREEN TURNS TO RUBBISH CHROMAKEY AND AWFUL RADIOPHONIC'S MUSIC STARTS FARTING OUT.
4TH
Chroma key? Shitty electrical music? Looks like this is a job for the 4th Dr! Blaarrgghhh!
STARTS SHOUTING INCOMPREHENSIBLY AT THE DALEK WHILST BOGGLING HIS EYES.
DALEK PINCHES 4TH'S ARSE.
DALEK
Hello big boy.
10TH DR WALKS ON
10TH
No this is a job for 10th Dr! I'm soooooooooooo sorry.
HE IS INSTANTLY DROWNED OUT BY AWFUL MURREY GOLD SHIT. EVERYONE STARTS CRYING AND BEING EMOTIONAL.
A SLITHEEN WALKS ON AND FARTS NOISILY NOBODY LAUGHS.
