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Wimbledon Page 12

Quote: Aaron @ June 20 2010, 5:38 PM BST

I think that what has been established here, is that sport is boring.

It keeps the plebs occupied.

Quote: chipolata @ June 20 2010, 5:52 PM BST

It keeps the plebs occupied.

One of its few (only?) virtue(s).

Quote: chipolata @ June 20 2010, 5:52 PM BST

It keeps the plebs occupied.

Too bleedin' right, guvnor. Saves us 'aving to nip at your bloomin' heels all day, askin' fer favours and that.

Quote: Aaron @ June 20 2010, 5:38 PM BST

I think that what has been established here, is that sport is boring.

They need to jazz some of the sports up; perhaps, in darts, they're playing with the knowledge that at any moment, a bear will be released into the room; it would give the whole thing an extra edge.

Quote: DaButt @ June 19 2010, 2:55 AM BST

Are there any vuvuzelas at Wimbledon? I'm assuming they'll appear at every sporting event of the future.

In general, 'posh' events like Wimbledon are of the opinion that silence is essential, while 'pleb' sports like football don't care about all that. With something like cricket, the English always treated it as a posh sport, with a silent crowd, whilst overseas in the Caribbean, the crowd would have an absolute party. And yet they always gave the best performances.

Somebody will smuggle a vuvuzela in and blow it at a tense moment. Then John Inverdale and John McEnroe will share a chuckle over it in the results show later.

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2010, 11:12 AM BST

Somebody will smuggle a vuvuzela in and blow it at a tense moment. Then John Inverdale and John McEnroe will share a chuckle over it in the results show later.

Ooh, look at you, knowing all the mens sports names!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 21 2010, 11:17 AM BST

Ooh, look at you, knowing all the mens sports names!

Tennis isn't bad, actually. :$

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2010, 11:12 AM BST

Somebody will smuggle a vuvuzela in

All burkas must be checked.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 21 2010, 11:19 AM BST

All burkas must be checked.

There are other openings.

Federer losing two sets to love.

He's got one back.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 21 2010, 3:08 PM BST

He's got one back.

It's like Dan Maskel never died.

Rolling eyes

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 21 2010, 3:16 PM BST

Rolling eyes

Oh I say!

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