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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2010, 8:38 PM BST

Robyn hates people.

I loves ya babe...

:$ I had such a bad day at work so.

Were poor people around?

Unimpressed

I'll take that as a yes.

Getting ready to go out to dinner with my neighbors.

I'm watching Jurassic Park. I f**king love this film and it's been long enough I can watch it again. And it's the bit with the T-Rex :D

ROARRRRR!!

The lawyer has just been eaten. Take that you pig! Cool

My kids laugh hysterically when he gets picked off the toilet.

But that bit's scaryyyyyyyyy!

I remember being slightly spooked by the Super Nintendo game.

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morning.

How was the event Gav?

Last night I cut a rug with Sean Connery. For realsies.

Finished my 50 mile bike ride.

I'm going for a lay down...

That man hates carpets.

Did you it hold down whilst he got his special cutter?

I was with him when he did an Allied Carpets Whorehouse. Oh the horror, the horror. I can still smell the underlining dripping from the walls.

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